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Stranger: 21 m italy cam sex?
You: no cam#
You: do you have lemons?
You: i need 2 tons by tomorrow
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Stranger: i have to warn you now, im a girl. so no asl, no cybering, none of that.
You: LEGALZIZE CRACK
You: I LOVE CRACK
Stranger: yes! LEGALZIZE everything...
Stranger: sighhhhhhhhh
You: PLEAZE SEND ME MONEY FOR CRACK

 

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Stranger: hi

You: Lets smoke weed together!'

Stranger: you are crazy?

You: pass that shit

You: daim

Stranger: I love smoking marijuana.

Stranger: you have?

You: I smoke every day

You: blazing out of my 10 arm trr perc wicked sands tube

You: with a Mer slide

You: with my buddie

You: rite now

Stranger: uau, you are hot

Stranger: Want sex?

You: o rly

You: THE INTERNET:

You: ITS ALL GUYS

You: get high

You: stay fly

You: succeed

You: smoke weed

Stranger: fuck you, I want to suck your balls and lick your enjoyment

You: i no you do

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not over yet but phun so far

Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: im not a girl
You: me neither
You: were you from?
Stranger: ic..
Stranger: HK
Stranger: and u
You: ireland
Stranger: wow....nice place
You: do you grow lemons in hong kong
Stranger: no....i think
You: i love lemons
Stranger: haha... you are so funny
Stranger: i love lemon juice too
You: i need a supplier
You: lemons are illegal here
Stranger: china has a lots
Stranger: why?
You: some hippies made some trippy stuff outa them
You: few people over dosed
You: i sell them
You: my supplier got caught smuggling from italy
You: hes doing 20 years now
Stranger: ic...
You: i have to use amoonia in it
You: my lungs are a bit fucke
You: worth £60 a gram
You: we call it snap
Stranger: do you make drug?
You: yeh
Stranger: o....big business
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 26
Stranger: im 21
You: yeh
You: ill pay you $20 a lemon if you can ship them to me
Stranger: is it possible that i will be caught?
You: plus $10 a gram for nutmeg
You: if you put them in a sealed jar and make it smell proof
Stranger: ic...
You: put it in a paint tin
You: make sure it doesnt touch the outside

 

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Stranger: hey

You: Hey one second brb, let me put on some clothes, i just got done playing warcraft and i get really sweaty so I get naked while i play

You: cause im so huge

You: ok be right back

You: back

Stranger: lolllll

You: these underwear are starting to tear at the waist line, its like why even buy thm

You: ya know?

You: i spend 4$ on these things and they tear

You: the elastic waist band is supposed to fit like a hippo

Stranger: yea dude shits gay as hell

You: Well you've passed the test. Everything I just said was stupid as shit but yet you stayed. So you must be a pretty chill dude.

Stranger: yea thats what omegles for ahaha

You: ahaha

You: Whats up, I just got done roasting a big nug of some budskies.

Stranger: nah im rollin my L now

Stranger: gonna rollout soon and hit up a wendys

You: Oh for real. Dude yes

You: fuckin eat that chili all day

You: double stack and some chili

Stranger: probly a baconater

Stranger: and a choco milkshate

Stranger: shake8

Stranger: *

You: Fuck, now I'm going to be craving wendys like hell.

Stranger: well thats why i have emergency hot pockets

Stranger: for the munchies when im stuck at home

You: Well then I'm coming over to your house, because I don't have shit.

You: actually ill just go to wendys also.

Stranger: aight but im puff daddying my way out rite now

Stranger: peace

You: Late

 

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Stranger: heyy!~
You: u like weed
Stranger: EWW NOO
You: why not
Stranger: umm well maybe cuz it can kill youu! KILL
You: Lol
You: it cant kill u
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: yah okay i dont believe you
You: lol
You: how does it kill yoyu
You: u cant overdose
Stranger: umm well let me see it can give you brain damage, lung cancer
You: LOL
Stranger: retard
You: no it cant
You: and thats tobacco
You: dumbass
Stranger: omfg stop saying lol and yes it cann u freakin ass
You: No it cant
You: do your fuckin research
Stranger: kbye i dont want to be talking to a freakin drugyy
You: and quit listening to these anti pot asds
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: I want to kidnap poopcrow's labrador
Stranger: please help me
You: you wanna drug it first
You: wanna kill it
Stranger: idk, i like it :-/
You: kill him
You: take his labradog
Stranger: mhmm, sounds like a plan
You: i saw blow his car up
You: he turns the key and his steering wheel send shards of shrapnel flying through his brain
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no-one can beat me on creppyness


EDIT: i made an omegle thread

http://forum.grasscity.com/general/410008-omegle-thread.html

 

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Stranger: did you ever let your daddy touch you and make you wet?
You: yes all the time
You: i can show u if u like
Stranger: yes
Stranger: show me pics
You: puddingfarts.com



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haha so many stupid little kids on here, they dont expect you to talk back to them when they say this dumb shit

 

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You: heeeey

Stranger: hi

You: u need dat?

Stranger: iwhat is dat?

You: dat green

Stranger: what?

You: i got dat piff, if u need a gram. its light green with orange hairs like peter pan

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hahahaha i just had the funniest conversations with some people on there

 

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Stranger: hi
You: hoooooola senor
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: i'm a girl
You: me doing goood
Stranger: and i have a cucumber
Stranger: in my hand
You: me neither
Stranger: what should I do with it?
You: poke your eye out
Stranger: i'm naked
Stranger: mancame-ai maioneza
Stranger: sal~
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lol this shit is fucking classic

 

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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: sup
You: smoking weed you
Stranger: watchin a movie
You: ohh what one
Stranger: ferris buellers day off
You: haha sweet
You: you smoke buds
Stranger: nahh
You: ohh why not
Stranger: dunno, never got the chance
You: whaa
You: fuck you cop
You: fuck you
Stranger: ?
You: i know your a cop
You: i know it
Stranger: um
You: you wont take me to jail
You: no way asshole
You: fuck you piggie
Stranger: wtf?
You: i smelled you from a mile away pig
Stranger: what the fuck....
You: why you gotta do that to me
You: i didbnt do anything wrong
You: all i do is smoke buds coppa
Stranger: pshyco much?




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Stranger: hey
You: hey what's up John?
You: John??
You: john what the fuck???
Stranger: who is john
Stranger: imnot john
You: haha your not funny john
You: i know its you
You: i want my money you fucker
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: ok babe
Stranger: but
You: i gave you a 1/4oz of coke last night i want my fucking money
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: i gave your money to ur mum
Stranger: lol
You: ohh alright were cool them
You: then
You: so what's up?
Stranger: so so
Stranger: and you?
You: i'm alright
You: will you hold on for like 3 min?
You: i have to take the biggest shit...you wouldnt believe
You: hold on ok i wont even wash my hands i'll be back
Stranger: ok
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: nm. you?
You: same here same here
Stranger: cool
You: yup where are you from
Stranger: hell
You: damn forreal i bet its hot as hell there
Stranger: yeah it is
Stranger: but you should've seen it this winter
Stranger: it practically froze over
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Stranger: hi!

You: Hi!

Stranger: whats up

You: smoking a bowl

Stranger: LUCKY

You: indeed

Stranger: tell me how great it is so i can try to enjoy it

You: its a nice sativa smells like gods vagina

then no reply haha

 

Stranger: Hi there
You: hello neighbor
Stranger: I have bubble gum
You: i have cancer
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haha oh shit!!!! so fucking funny when your baked

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You: hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: whats up

You: nm just smokin you?

Stranger: not much

You: ku you smoke weed?

Stranger: nope

You: why?

Stranger: dont want to

You: oh its fuckin sweet!

Stranger: its probably a bad idea for a cop to smoke

You: oh no shit?

You: thats ku!! im baked and talkin to a cop!!!

Stranger: meh i dont really give a shit

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