Cool websites when ur high

i know i already posted in this thread 5 mintues ago but imideatley affter i had the funniest conversation had me laughing for liek 10 min straight.....


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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: legalize marijuana

Stranger: got hype ?

You: idk what u mean

Stranger: idk wt y mean either

You: we should make weed legal

Stranger: you could work on it

Stranger: you drug dealer ?

You: no

You: just a supporter

Stranger: its cool.

Stranger: you smoke or inject ?

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: you cannont inject marijuana

Stranger: I mean weed

Stranger: heroin

You: what does weed have to do with heroin

You: marijuana and weed are the same thing btw

Stranger: all drug s

You: weed is the safest drug in the entire world

You: it is simply a plant

Stranger: sdlkfjasldkf;j sdf

You: dont beat ur keyboard

 

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Stranger: hello
Stranger: from
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i'm16,female
Stranger: u?
You: YOU HAVE 4 MINUTES TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM NUCLEAR DISASTER WHAT DO YOU DO
Stranger: justin's song
You: TIME IS TICKING AWAY
Stranger: from?
You: YOU NOW HAVE LESS THAN 3 MINUTES UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS!!!!
Stranger: i so afriaid
Stranger: ....
You: YOU MUST HURRY TO SAVE THE HUMAN RACE!!!
You: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!!!
Stranger: let us save the earth
Stranger: !
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ok?
You: QUICKLY YOU MUST HRRY
Stranger: what should we doing now?
You: 2 MINUTES UNTIL WE ALL DIE!!!!!
You: IN 2 MINUTES ALL THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS WILL BE LAUNCHED AT ONCE
You: WHAT DO YOU DO!!!
Stranger: i don't know
Stranger: ahaha
You: WE ARE DOOOOOOOOOMED!
You: LESS THAN ONE MINUTE REMAINING!!!! HURRY PLEAAAAASE
Stranger: what should we doing
Stranger: now?
You: THE MISSLES ARE BEGINNING THEIR LAUNCH SEQUENCE
Stranger: !!!
You: PLEASE DONT LET THEM KILL US
You: O
You: M
You: G
You: THEY LAUNCHED!
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: u smoke weed?
Stranger: no
You: why not
Stranger: It will cause cancer
You: no it doesnt....
You: look it up
You: thats tobacco
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LOL

 

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Trust me. This is the only website you'll ever need to conquer boredom. Just make an account, smoke a bowl, and start stumbling. Don't forget to eat.

 

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you think maijuana should be legal
Stranger: ahahah i am from netherlands
Stranger: yeah it should be
Stranger: dont u think so
You: hell yeah man
You: lol
Stranger:
You: i live in the USA =( bastards still have it illegal
Stranger:
Stranger: but u still smoke it
Stranger: dont u
You: yeah lol
Stranger: then u dont care about its being legal or so
You: well i could get better bud if it was legal lol
Stranger: ah
You: maby cheaper
Stranger:
Stranger: come to amsterdam then
You: lol i would like to
Stranger: there are competitions on who will grow the best marihuana
You: u go to grasscity.com ever?
Stranger: nope
You: yeah ik man you guys are lucky
Stranger: u wont believe but i never tried
You: why not?
Stranger: i hate it
Stranger: when u smoke it u look like a dumb
Stranger: it is soft drug but still devastating
You: devastating? What do u mean
Stranger: day by day u get less smart
Stranger: and lungs get pissed off
Stranger: when u come to ur 40-50 ur body is like a rubbish
Stranger: i wanna live longer
You: Thats not true man it doesnt make you dumber it actaully be a benifit to your brain. And as for your lungs no scientific studies have shown marijuana gives you cancer.
Stranger: ah but dont u smoke?
You: yes daily
Stranger: i supposed smoking marihuana has the same effect with smoking tobacco
You: what effect?
Stranger: oh come on, smoking tobacco man
Stranger: it turns ur lungs into coal
You: Tobacco is way worse then pot
You: the chemials in tobacco causes cancer...and weed doesnt
Stranger: hmm well i had some prejudices then
Stranger: bbut ppl who use marihuana are not wellcomed here
You: why's that
Stranger: they disturb ppl sometimes
You: It usually calms you down
Stranger: very strange
Stranger: ok i have no other arguments then
You: Alright cool man lol
Stranger: i will start smoking tomorow
You: Awesome try it man lol
You: You wont be disappointed
Stranger: by the way
Stranger: even though it is allowed here
Stranger: it is forbidden by law
Stranger: but they ignore you when u buy it
Stranger: but u cant carry more than 5 grams with u
You: Yeah ik man
You: Just buy an 1/8 and smoke it lol
Stranger:

 

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You: sup

Stranger: Spring Brother IS True man ,Iron Blood True Man!People`s Good Brother,Father`s good son ,the hand can stand a man,Arm can go horse= = the Hreat can cut the stone,the ass can open the bottle,A year can stiff twice,Once can stiff a half year,a night a night FUCK,All day All day Shoot.a night visit ten women the gun not drop,The ass has a-hundred fight look like red～～～～～～～

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wtf is this shit?

 

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Stranger: ㅎ_ㅇ


You: hi?

Stranger: ㅇㅇ

You: wtf is that?

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haha wtf??

 

I'm having a pretty intense debate with a Nazi, as one-sided as it is lol.

 

Stranger: please

Stranger: kill

Stranger: me

Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger:

Stranger:

You: you high?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: no

Stranger: r u?

You: coz im mashed and u made me lough

Stranger: ooooooo

Stranger: really

Stranger: then ok ur gona die of lafter

Stranger: ok i gota joke

Stranger: why is 6 afraid of 7

You: coz its bigger

Stranger: no wtf

Stranger: 7 is a ******

You: how do you kno?

Stranger: bcuz

Stranger: i saw him

You: where?

Stranger: the mall

Stranger: wit 10 and 9

Stranger: i almost fought them man

Stranger: they were taLKIN so much shit.

You: yeah i know man, they always chat shit, i know them aswell

Stranger: yo

Stranger: we shuld kill them

Stranger: u me 6. 5 and 13

You: what about 3 and 4? they brothers

Stranger: yeah they can come also

Stranger: or do want to kill them?

You: no i know them, i want them to come with us, they can be helpful

Stranger: oh

Stranger: alright

Stranger: yeah they can come

You: so where are we going?

Stranger: were meeting them outside of the mall

You: oh yeah, i forgot

Stranger: then BAM!.dick slaped

Stranger: then were gona start a moshpit.

You: ok so you, 6.6, and 13 do that, and me, 3 and 4 gonna grab all the bitches in the mall, smoke some weed and then... we'll see

Stranger: sounds liek a plan

You: we gonna take a bus or what?

Stranger: nah i gota car

Stranger: il ppik u up from phils house

Stranger: phil mapoosi

You: ok cool ill be there in 3 mins

Stranger: good

Stranger: dont b late

Stranger: yo so\

Stranger: wens the part

Stranger: wen i put my dick on the keyboard

Stranger: gbgfgfgc

Stranger: hjkxgf

Stranger: hbhj

Stranger: dfsjk

Stranger: cv

You: cv? looks like your dick is looking for work

Stranger: it is

Stranger: i alllllllllllllllmost farted

You: almost

Stranger: almsot man

You: allmost*

Stranger: jus queefed

You: what did you have for dinner

Stranger: um

Stranger: some chiken................

Stranger: potatoes................

Stranger: mylk.............

Stranger: apple,..............

Stranger: vaginajuice...........

Stranger: an dats it

You: pussy juice is da shit ;f

Stranger: duh!!!

Stranger: jesus

Stranger: is a lie

You: jesus is alive?

You:

Stranger: no

Stranger: a lie

Stranger: well man

You: maybe

Stranger: i g2g ima go touch my clit

Stranger: ok

Stranger: peace

You: enjoy

Stranger: willdo

You: say hello

Stranger: i will

Stranger: :]

You: yo

Stranger: 8===D

Stranger: wat

You: hold on

Stranger: ?

You: 10 sec ok?

Stranger: .

Stranger: .

Stranger: .

Stranger: .

Stranger: .

Stranger: .

Stranger: .

Stranger: .

Stranger: .

Stranger: ten

You: ok you can go now

Stranger: k

You: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Stranger: luv ya babes

Stranger: muahwssz

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You: my balls?

Stranger: are small

You: so?

Stranger: you're a manchild

You: ur a fucking noodle

Stranger: what's a fucking noodle?

You: you!!!!!!!!!

You: dick ass

Stranger: are you using fucking as a noun or an adjective?

Stranger: or a verb

You: are you fucking high?!?!?!?!?

You: cuz i am

You:

Stranger: do you like jokes?

You: no, i LOVE jokes

Stranger: knock knock

You: whos there?

Stranger: disco

You: dico who?

Stranger: disco nnected

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

You: 49 m pakistan

You: you?

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bahahhahah

 

Haha I love using the keyboard cat

Stranger: Hey, asl ?
18m from belgium looking for a girl for cybersex !

You: ok

You: im a 19 year old girl

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: Got any pics / cam ?

You: yeah

You: wait

You: this is a vid of me strip teasing... i have more on my account

You: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ]YouTube - charlie schmidt's "cool cat"[/ame]

Stranger: Lol

You: sexy?

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Omegle, is this shit real? Like am I auctally talking to someone right now?

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: How are you
Stranger: i'm ok
Stranger: how about you?
You: Not to bad
You: just sittin
Stranger: haha
You: Bong or joint, you pick
You: i cant choose
You: its to hard
You: think im going to go with bong
Stranger: never smoked out of a bong
Stranger: seems more complicated
You: Nah its pretty easy, you just load a nug, light it, then pull out the slide

 

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By far the best website when youare high

 

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Stranger: m or f ?
You: m
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Lol pedes
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Omegle is fucking amazing im loving it


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You: Harro
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: Not to shabby, Just trying to pick out a movie to watch.
You: You?
Stranger: what movie?
Stranger: well, i am fine i think
You: You think, like you might be fine or you might not be?..Crazy
Stranger: yes
You: Like you're just going to be suddenly shocked because it will be some huge revelation when you find out if you are fine or not. That is just awesome.
You: Anyways.
Stranger:
You: Think I'll just spark a bowl and then my stoner senses will guide me to the movie I desire
Stranger: cool
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You: HI
Stranger: olleh
You: FUck!
You: oops
Stranger: l\s\a
You: want me to slash your tummy open than rip out ur intestines than choke u with your own intestines?
Stranger: on
You: than fuck u
Stranger: ):
You: does that turn u on?
Stranger: on
You: oh yea
You: got a boner?
You: im stoned
Stranger: sdrawkcab gniklat mi
You: like really really blazed
You: lol
You: i like ur language
Stranger: IM TALING BACKWARDS YOU IDIIOT!


ummm ok? lol

 

Whats up with all the little perv kids on omegle lol.

Freaks me out.

 

some creeps dude


lol look
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You: dude
Stranger: hi
Stranger: camsex?
You: can u send me cash
Stranger: u f or m?
You: f
Stranger: if u strip for me yeah
You: i need cash for crack
You: o..ok
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: how much u give me
You: how much money
Stranger: 100 dollards
You: fuckin pede this is dateline
Stranger: do u want or not?
You: we logged all your messages
You: and they are sent directly to the cops
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lOL

 

^^ lol @ the convert