Cool websites when ur high

i know all i did was brag about snorting and popping pills and being an adict and all this crazy stuff haha

 

Omegle.com

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Stranger: Very dominant male Master seeking submissive female slave to train, own and control online. Must be willing to be my complete slave, toy, slut, even be shared with others online. Must have MSN or Yahoo, with c a m and mic (like i have) ..........interested?


You: Hey pedo. hows it going?


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........Yes there are some real creeeeeps

 

the fact that he signed off immediately after you said that is quite disturbing...

 

Stranger: ASL

You: 14/f/cali

You: lookin for that DICK

Stranger: Well actually I'm French

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(disclaimer: i'm not really 14...or f)

 

YTMND - Blue Ball Machine (Classic GIF Returned)

^^i stared at that for like 8 hours once after enjoying some tasty dank

 

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Stranger: hi

You: asl

Stranger: im a dude no tits here sorry

You: u smoke weed tho? ;p

Stranger: yes

You: nice one

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Stranger: hi i'm looking for females in their 30's

You: me too

Stranger: lol

Stranger: what for?

You: dinner

You: im hungry

Stranger: lmao

You: where r u from?

Stranger: well, goodluck m8

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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 14fusa
You: you?
Stranger: 19mindo
Stranger: whoa, still very young
You: haha want to have buttsex i'm a 43 year old man?
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This thread is full of fucking win, man

 

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Stranger: hssy

Stranger: haa

You: Hey

You: Are you baked dude?

Stranger: yes, ia m

You: Same

 

hahaha this Omegle site is amazing ! im talking to some guy from Holland for about an hour now ! he tokes for 4 years everyday i would copy the conversation but it is to long

Stranger: haha ^__^

You: everyone having fun with this website

Stranger: hehe funny

Stranger: but youre not high yet

You: i was high this morning my brother woke me up at 8 in the morning, before he went to college, and we smoked two joints after thet he went to college and i went to sleep

You: WAKE N BAKE !

Stranger: hahahh yea yea

Stranger: wake n bake ftw

Stranger: its allways wake n bake for me in the weekend =P

Stranger: how late did u wake up haha

You: for me, for the last two weeks almost everyday, because i had two weeks off from work

Stranger: nice

You: still have few days of until i go to work

Stranger: heheh

Stranger: is it very illegal over ther e?

 

Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: first of all is english your first language
Stranger: yep
You: good good
Stranger: baha
You: im 26 male us
Stranger: cool
Stranger: gay? straight?
You: the last person i was talking to I couldnt hold a convo with cuz it was all broken sentances
You: im straight
Stranger: good
Stranger: i know...the most anoying thing
You: how bout you? asl?
Stranger: 22 f usa
Stranger: to young for you?
You: ok so now that we are both in the usa im in virginia lol
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: arizona for me
You: haha naw my age limit is 6 down 6 up
Stranger: good range i'd say
Stranger: i don't usually go much younger than 22 though
Stranger: aha
You: this site is pretty cool
Stranger: not bad...i'm actually pretty new
Stranger: would you ever cyber on here?
You: the only problem with women my age or older is most of them have kids
You: dunno never really tried to cyber lol
You: i prefer the real thing better lol
Stranger: yea i know....no fun with kids getting in the way aha
Stranger: same
Stranger: but feeling pretty horny nonetheless
Stranger: you ever fucked a girl
?
You: haha yes of course im a loser but not that much of a loser
Stranger: ahaa
Stranger: just seeing if you'
Stranger: re experienced thats'a ll
You: im a freakin horndog being single is not all that condusive to getting laid very often onfortunately
Stranger: mmhmm
Stranger: you ever fucked a guy? or would you?
You: im going to have to go with no i would never fuck a guy
You: Not going to say the thought hasnt crossed my mind in passing at least once but I just get to disturbed by it
Stranger: yea...i respect that
Stranger: so what would you do to me if you could
Stranger: i'm your average girl...both guys and girls think i'm not bad looking
Stranger: if that helps any
You: Ohhh Im old fashioned I like to get to know a person first to feel them out get to know what kind of things they like im a very verbal person
Stranger: i see
Stranger: well actually i'm a gay man....might as well be honest
Stranger: was just curious to know
You: figured as much
You:
You: its all good man i have nothing against gays
Stranger: coool
Stranger: so could you pretend to be gay on here for me? i'm actually pretty horny right now
Stranger: getting blue balls
You: sorry bro no can do and on that note think im gunna go to work now later

 

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You: Hello hello did i lose you?
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You: horny female?
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: no
You: asl?
Stranger: 25 m korea
You: dude, it sucks to be u!
Stranger: ;;;
You: your in fucking korea!
You: holy shit
You: I'd kill myself if i lived in korea
Stranger: i'm not gay;;
You: what?! Who said anything about being gay fag?
Stranger: ;;
You: um, thats cool i guess. so why dont you suck start a pistol?
Stranger: thats the best idea i've heard today!!!! gotta go!!!! I hope my family misses me! They act like they dont care about me, ill show them!!!!





I think I'm in love with this site.....

 

Omegle is hilarious, not many stoners so I don't have many friends lol

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Stranger: HI
Stranger: hi
You: Do you think God smokes a bowl or a blunt?
Stranger: are u psycho?
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You: What you listening too?

Stranger: reggaeton

You: Nice, you smoke weed?

Stranger: ew no

Stranger: why

You: Coz you're listening to reggae

Stranger: its not reggae

Stranger: its reggeaton lol

Stranger: its different

You: Do you think weed is disgusting?

Stranger: yeah lol

You: Why?

Stranger: cause its not good for you

Stranger: its stupid

You: So have you never smoked it?

Stranger: no

Stranger: and i dont plan to

Stranger: why, do you like it?

You: I was just wondering how you think it is stupid if you've never tried.

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God damn Omegle is the shit.

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 18.m.uk

You: Wait

You: Aus

You: Wait

You: F

You: Wait

You: 69

You: You?
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Stranger: hello

You: ello

Stranger: how's life?

You: Im feeling rather irrelevent

You: What about you

Stranger: my life's just cool

You: so is this

You: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ]YouTube - charlie schmidt's "cool cat"[/ame]

You: you watch it???


Stranger: ok

Stranger: there's a cat

You: yup

You: whats the cat doing

Stranger: playing the piano

You: mhm

Stranger: why...?

You: Cause im a crackhead

You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Awesome site forsure.

Stranger: halow

You: where?

Stranger: lisanne

You: what?

Stranger: my name

Stranger: is lisanne

You: who?
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You: hi

Stranger: hey asl

You: legalize marijuana

Stranger: lol

Stranger: thats outdated already

You: what u mean

You: people still want to leagalize it

Stranger: what for'
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every person ive said this to has disconnected besides this 16 yr old girl from netherlands, or in other words a 60 yr old pedifile