And its impossible for me to pee. Like i know I have to go but I will stand there with nothing coming out. So I stand and I stand. Guess i didn't have to go that bad after all. (i work factory so this is me trying to go on break). I always go every break but being high fucks it up for me.
Weed to make you poop? Doesn't work for me. What kind of constipated are you? A. Severe intestinal pain and unable to get any shit to come out or B. Feel like it's been a while since you pooped and you probably ought to I usually get "B" constipated and weed usually makes it worse. A head of steamed broccoli usually fixes my constipation within 4-8 hours. I got "A" constipated once and used a glycerin suppository. It broke the log jam in a minute flat.
if you are constipated... take laxative, smoke weed, and then some sleeping pills. fantastic effect...