Considering choking out this cat

Discussion in 'General' started by SoulRebel23, Aug 14, 2011.

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  1. #1 SoulRebel23, Aug 14, 2011
    My roommate is out of town. So I have to take care of this little bitch.
    I got home from work an hour ago, but this shitface wont let me sleep.
    If I let her in my room, shes making a shit ton of noise walking on papers, fighting its shadow, and other cat bullshit
    But when I kick this bitch out my room shes meowing her face off and clawing under the door.
    /rant
     
  2. #2 Rivera, Aug 14, 2011
    Haha luckily my cat doesn't do that anymore, but when he did I just left my door open so he's free to go in and out. Best thing to do is be nice to the cat and pet him and get him on the bed and he'll eventually just sleep
     
  3. #3 InterceptorP71, Aug 14, 2011
    Can you lock it in your roommates room until you wake up? Maybe put a towel under both doors to help muffle the sound too. It'll get tired of crying and crash.
     
  4. #4 Iraqiunit, Aug 14, 2011
    it just wants attention pet it then play with it rough until it gets pissed off at you
     
  5. #5 SoulRebel23, Aug 14, 2011

    I was trying to pet her, but she would just jump off the bed and start making noise.



    I tried that the night before and she fucked up the carpet. Straight up tore it up right where the door is.


    This is what I hate though. Cat sleeps all fuckin day, but now it wants to play.
     
  6. #6 RipIt1, Aug 14, 2011
    :laughing:

    other cat bullshit. hilarious
     
  7. #7 Bubba Fett, Aug 14, 2011
    ^^LMAO I thought the same damn thang. Give the lil fucker half a benedril in a piece of cheese. That should learn'em. :)
     
  8. #8 MissNeko, Aug 14, 2011
    Lock her in the bathroom with a towel to muffle then she can't tear up the carpet.
     
  9. #9 SoulRebel23, Aug 14, 2011
    hmmm, not a bad idea
     
  10. #10 iSPARK, Aug 14, 2011
    Show her who's boss bro!
     
  11. #11 Rasta Viking, Aug 14, 2011
    Put it in a box.
     
  12. #12 Revrend Toke, Aug 14, 2011
    put it in the freezer for a while
     
  13. #13 chris1093, Aug 14, 2011
    Are you hungry?
     
  14. #14 RongBip, Aug 14, 2011
    catnip, little bugger just wants to get high.
     
  15. #15 Ẅest Čoast, Aug 14, 2011
    just buy some over the counter valerian root extract. the cat will go bunkers for it...3 drops and it will be a drunken kitten...and in an hour, a sleepy drunken kitten.

    just remember to give it a proper dropper...don't give it more than a few drops is what I'm saying.
     
  16. #16 SoulRebel23, Aug 14, 2011
    You know, now that Ive slept (and gotten high) this cat is alright. lol
    As long as it sleeps with my roommate. Its pretty chill most of the other time.
    She goes for my bongs and papers (when not in use) and just sleeps the rest of the time. pothead cat :smoking:



    I just wish he got a dog.
     
  17. #17 hippielama, Aug 14, 2011
    throw it on the roof
     
  18. #18 SoulRebel23, Aug 14, 2011
    This perfectly describes cats
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4]I'm a Stupid Cat! - YouTube[/ame]
     
  19. #19 mrgreenbmc, Aug 14, 2011
    dont choke a cat you sick fuck, its an animal, love it and take care of it and give it the attention it deserves or give it to someone who will.
     
  20. #20 SoulRebel23, Aug 14, 2011

    LOL shut up. Im not actually going to choke it.
    The "/rant" means I was just angry at the time. And that was a way of getting out my frustration.
     
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