Confessions Of A Less Than Average

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by jaladhjin, Jul 20, 2014.

  1. As a guy under the average which while I'm sad to admit.. doesn't make it any less true..
     
    I declare guys over 7 inches don't know how good they've got it.. maybe they do.. I just feel like talking it to death..
     
    While I'm aware I've got a tongue.. fingers & still a cock at all.. all of which can still be very masterfully utilized.. that's not what I'm talking about.
     
    So first & foremost.. the most obvious.. it doesn't look impressive at all.. not being longer than the girl's arm as it isn't & all.. that's a bummer :-(
     
    Second.. as a massive grower I look like an infant baby 'til I get some blood flowing..which is hard because it's that size soft to begin with & not a convenient few inches hanging out at all times.
     
    Third being an extension of the second.. without much initially hanging out to touch.. it's kinda hard to get some fun things happening.. since I'm not 12 anymore.. the thought of a breast doesn't = hard.
     
    Fourth when I find myself sitting down even in my bathroom I have to hold the un-erect nub at all times..lest I do like a baby & piss everywhere..
     
    Fifth as someone who likes to keep my hair trimmed.. it's damn near impossible to get the shaft strands.. since it's hard to stay hard with a razor in my hand knowing full well it's whacking it's way around my favorite region.
     
    Sixth it's hard sometimes to even randomly masturbate.. if I'm not at half mast or anything already.. the little bit that's there is hard to work with even for me..
     
    Yeah.. I know.. I do.. sucks bro ?
     
    It does.. I'm so jealous of you 7 inch + guys.. I think it'd change my damn life to be one of you.. I'd exhibit a ton more confidence..

     
  2. I think you've watched too much porn.
     
  3. Average is 5.5 not 7....Lol and buy a trimmer for your shaft. No need for a razor going there.

    Just find short girls, cause they are small too.
     
  4. #4 Gr8ness, Jul 20, 2014
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    Dude it's all fucking marketing schemes. Women will say "oh yeah I want a big dick to fuck me" but when you start fucking her she begs you to stop trying to insert the whole penis because she's in pain. I think the big penis thing is just a scheme to make dudes feel insecure and purchase enhancement pills, etc. Trust me, if half of a big penis is enough to pleasure the girl and beg you not to push further then you should be good. Just fuck her real good lol

    the real slim shady
     
  5. #5 Green Knight, Jul 20, 2014
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    I'm not laughing at you dude.... It's just funny how you described it! Lol, remember it's not always the size of the ship that matters as much as the motion of the ooOCEAN.




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  6. is this seriously what stresses you out at night? having a small penis? lmfao
     
  7. Put it in her ass.
     
  8. Get your dick pierced.

    Will automatically make you better than any other guy thats been with her.
     
  9. Funny thing is men are more concerned by their genetals than women are. All mind fuckery, like women wanting to be skinny to look like anorexic "models." problem is, most cant afford the coke XD

    You can always get the surgery to pull another 5 to 7 inches out from "inside you." you have these things called tendons which are near your penis. All men can extend their penis by having these tendons cut and reattached further down. Lots of porn stars do it and from what i know, its the only surgery that works without damage or side effects.

    Take it from me, being large isnt all its cracked up to be. Gettin your penis stuck in zippers, not being able to onceal your junk in swimming shorts, or conceal yourself in most clothes, or even being able to fit into some women is a real bummer and can cause a lot of insecurity. Plus, women dont like large men as much as porn would have you believe. When it hurts them they dont want it.

    Sluts are a different story though, so if thats what you want more power to you. Older you get, less it matters dude.
     
  10. Yeah, because dick size is the most important thing, right? Your complaining about your average sized penis is what's really going to turn a female off. Stop comparing yourself to porn stars.

    +a forearm sized cock? Jesus. You do realize that the average woman's vagina is like 3 inches deep, right?

    Also, lol at this thread. Lightened my day.
     
  11. Just exactly how small is your dick

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  12. #12 bluntfists, Jul 20, 2014
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    yeah man..... you know its not supposed to be big while not erect right? The main thing is that like guys have different sizes. GIRLS ALSO have different size vagina's. its not 10 inchs deep for everyone lol. I had a girl friend who couldn't take my entire 5 and a half inch dick LOL.
     
        most girls wont find the size as much of a turn off as you being insecure about it. its like oh damn his dick isn't 12 inches.... oh damn he is crying about it also fuck!
     
  13. Cutting the tendons also ends in an erection that doesnt stand at attention :poke:

    No bueno.


    But the obsession with big dicks is from porn, women grow up thinking thats the norm. Until one comes along and rips them open.

    Fun fact, the guy with worlds biggest dick cant get laid, because its just too damn big
     
  14. No it actually doesnt hamper the erection at all, since it doesnt cut the muscle that allows the erection to occur.

    Its just that the tendons allow 5-7 inches to be hidden underneath us and moving these tendons further down allows the penis to be visibly longer for cosmetic purposes, without hampering function. Its why i said its the only surgery that works and is responsible for the size of many porn stars nowadays.
     
  15. Last I read of tendon cutting for penis enlargement, it only adds about an inch and a half on average, and it doesnt stamd at attention :confused_2:
     
  16. I was merely going off of the video evidence ive witnessed from actual surgeries.
     
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    I'm thinking those videos might have an agenda then... all the info I can find about it says the average increase is only about half an inch and the overall patient satisfaction rate was 35%
     
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16473458
     
  18. Wepl I suppose its possible that I misinterpreted what "doesnt stand at attention" means.

    But 5-7in sounds way off ya know... I mean if thats true and a lot of porn stars get the procedure, then they had really small dicks beforehand, because the average pornstar length is prolly 8in, and the world record is only 13.5in (and hes not even a pornstar, just a naturally well endowed guy)
     
  19. Maybe. The guy who was interviewed after seemed to be happy with the surgery.

    But im no expert by any means.
     

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