Lol.....so for the past like 4 days ive been on the computer like 15 hours a day on a laptop that rests on top of my nutsack.....will my balls get irradiated by way electromagnetic radiation? Will they eventually become a roasted delicacy for cannibals? - Concerned citizen of grassCity
[quote name='"FateToker"'] Lol! You made my day[/quote] Who the fuck said it was a joke?? To properly give a diagnose I would have to see the testicles and the said computer.. Trust me, I've watched a lot of House.
Wont fuk up ure dna - to longa wavelength of emitted em radiation. Neeed wavelengths around UV light to start fucking with dna base pairs. Too bad, too. You could be enhancing the gene pool by accelerating the mutation process. Might have kids that can become one with hybrid super-computers or something with the right mutations. Leu out in the bright sun while you're radiating with you laptop. That's a better way to fuck with your genome sequence.
It has long been known that heat may cause a drop in the number of sperm temporarily, but I doubt if you are trying to get your GF preggers! The long term effects of the effects Of Emf Radiation are more serious- Use of laptop computers connected to internet through Wi-Fi decreases human sperm motility and increases sperm DNA fragmentation. Use of laptop computers connected to internet ... [Fertil Steril. 2012] - PubMed - NCBI Evaluation of testicular degeneration induced by low-frequency electromagnetic fields. Evaluation of testicular degeneration induced... [J Appl Toxicol. 2012] - PubMed - NCBI Granny
Shit what the fuck! Thanks granny i was partly kidding but Edit: MAH TESTEZ GUNNAH DEGENERATE?!!!! WUT?!!!