When I was talking to my friend today, I asked him to describe his crop to me before I drove there to make a purchase. And as all descriptions of weed go, the things you are interested in include the smell, if its hairy, crystally, fluffy, furry, sticky, dense, light colored, dark colored, sound like something familiar? WEED IS DESCRIBED EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AS A VAGINA!!! And I like my weed exactly how i like my vagina really dense hairs, light colored, sticky, fluffy, real stinky, and crystally! anyone have a better comparison??
a densely hairy, realy stinky, and crystal-ly vagina sounds pretty questionable. i could see sticky and fluffy, light color? ?
Actually, I hate to burst your cherry, but that is in no way desirable to me. If you can explain a "crystally" vagina, I'm all ears.
Hairy? Yeah, I just love them orange hairs in the crotch. Real hot. Before anyone calls me out, that was sarcasm...
haha apparently i underestimated the obviousness of my sarcasm...i do not like the kind of vagina i described but i thought it was a funny comparison when i was speaking with my friend about it.
Idk man. When you have one of the few hot red heads and the carpet matches the curtains I find it pretty hot.