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Common Sense

Discussion in 'General' started by Engel Des Todes, Jun 2, 2009.

  1. (i didn't write this)

    'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend.

    'Common Sense',
    who has been with us for many years.
    No one knows for sure how old he was, since his
    birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
    He will be remembered as having cultivated such
    valuable lessons as:

    Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
    why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair;
    and maybe it was my fault.

    Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
    (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable
    strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

    His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well
    intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.
    Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment
    for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for
    using mouth wash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
    reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

    Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked
    teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed
    to do in disciplining their unruly children.

    It declined even further when schools were required to
    get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an
    Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when
    a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

    Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became
    businesses; and criminals received better treatment than
    their victims.

    Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend
    yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar
    could sue you for assault.

    Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a
    woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee
    was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly
    awarded a huge settlement .

    Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents,
    Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion, his daughter,
    Responsibility, his son, Reason.

    He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights;
    I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; I'm A Victim.

    Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
  2. common sense isnt so common.

  3. that is so damn true. +rep

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  5. Beat me to it. :rolleyes:

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