Comical Skype Session

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by KillerKush, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. I was over my mate's apartment and we were skyping with some girls my bud knows at a campus a few hours away from us. I've never met the girl before but as usual I used my courteous manners and quick dry wit *pinky up*
    Her roommate comes on the screen and says "oooooo J(not my boys name) who's your friend"
    I say "I'm Jesus(not REALLY!)"
    She asks "How tall are you"
    I respond "6'1", and I have eyes that resemble the water of the deep depths of the pacific ocean"
    She says "We were going to have you sleep on the couch but you can just share my bed with me"


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  2. how's the roommate lookin? im sure not bad cuz you seem pretty pumped about it.

    haha niiiiice
     

  3. Really cute dude I would say C-cups... Brunette, athletic, inexperienced with drugs but something I could definitely help her out with haha. She challenged me to a drinking competition which is just stupid... I'm not one to brag about my drinking ability but I have a long family history of alcoholism so it really doesn't do shit to me unless I'm in the 10 shots in an hour or a fifth+ in a night... It's going to be an intensely long bang.
     

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