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Discussion in 'General' started by smoky14, Oct 7, 2010.
bathe once more ladies
Never. No matter how hammered or fucked up I get, it looks like I can control my shitty bladder.
not really never
but one time I ate this great pizza with mushrooms and I sat on the lid of the toilet for like 30 minutes trying to remember what I was supposed to do, then I realized oh I need to piss so I pissed and it went all over the floor, oops
I have never, ever pissed myself when drunk or baked. I can always make it to the bathroom. However if I'm fucked up the toilet will become the most comfortable place ever and I may fall asleep.
this one time i went to use the restroom, and i started cleaning the bathroom , moved to the kitchen , subsequently the couch.
then i remembered
Uhhh. No. I get up and use the bathroom when I need to relieve myself, regardless of intoxication level.
If I fall over on my way there
I get back up.