Kinda funny but mean at same time. \t\t\t\t\tEDWARDSVILLE, Ill. - Two students at Southern Illinois University in this St. Louis suburb kidnapped, paddled and burned a young man with freshly baked cookies after a drug deal went bad, prosecutors alleged. \t\t \t\t \t\t\t Madison County prosecutors on Monday charged Rosario James, 23, and Jordan Sallis, 20, each with two counts of aggravated kidnapping and one count of robbery and aggravated battery. \t \t\t\t \t\t\t Both were jailed Tuesday on $150,000 apiece. \t \t\t\t \t\t\t Sheriff's Capt. Brad Wells said that Friday night, three men went to James' house to buy marijuana, but two of them grabbed the drugs and fled, leaving the third behind. The suspects held that man, who is in his late teens, and told him he needed to find $400 for the drugs, Wells said. \t \t\t\t \t\t\t The suspects beat the man with a wooden paddle, burned his neck and shoulders with cookies immediately after taking them from the oven, shaved off some of his hair and poured urine over him from a soda bottle, Wells said. \t \t\t\t \t\t\t "Basically, it was just sheer torture," Wells said. \t \t\t\t \t\t\t Hours later, Wells said, the victim managed to escape and call police after the suspects drove him to a house in trying to get money for the drugs. \t \t\t\t \t\t\t \t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t The victim sustained severe bruising but was not hospitalized. \t \t\t\t \t\t\t Both suspects were arrested Saturday morning. \t \t\t\t \t\t\t Wells said Tuesday there was no evidence that James or Sallis had been using drugs before or during the alleged torture. \t \t\t\t \t\t\t "Basically they ripped them off of their drugs, and they took exception to that," Wells said. \t \t\t\t \t\t\t A Madison County court clerk said there was no record as of Tuesday that James and Sallis have attorneys.
Well I do say punishment was definetly needed for this situation, but the whole piss in a bottle thing took it too far.
hahaha what pussy bitchs burning me with cookies? come on that shit dont hurt if they tried that shit I would of shoved those cookies down there throat then choked them to death said they choked on cookies during a cookie eating contest no one would ever know MWUAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHH
What kinda pussy goes to the cops after getting burned with cookies? I'd come back there with a fucking loaf of bread and beat the shit outta them with it.
freshly baked cookies when placed on flesh burn like fucking hell in less than a split second, i mean if it were taken out of the oven immediately after being baked. man i love baking marijuana cookies.
Hard ass gangsta, right here, yoz... Apparently you don't realize that cookies are the same temperature as the pven right after they leave it. But hey, you're a hard ass G, why would you need something like common sense?
This is how shit needs to get done. Minus the piss. Actually... the piss might fit in too. If someone stole my weed I wouldn't care if they got wee wee on them. Just funny imagining someone not knowing a lick was going down, only to have him left behind to be attacked by cookies and conveniently bottled piss.
Dude chill the fuck out I have removed cookies from the oven with my hands many times it didn't hurt im just saying cookies what the fuck thats such a dumbass move burning someone with a piece of flaming hot metal thats a good idea BTW that was a fucking joke
these guys were selling weed, had piss in bottles and were baking cookies.. it's kind of an odd country we live in isn't it
Seems a bit harsh. I think they wouldnt have gotten that much shit if they didnt dump the piss on him.
Lol i was thinking the same thign... like gee they just so happened to have a bottle of piss to pour on him lmfao, stoners.. -Dave
Lmao, that did it for me there. They must be making some money off that weed getting bailed out for 150g a piece damn.
I bet the cops had a riot at the scene. "Yes, here is evidence piece A, Cookie #1 - 7" Diameter, you can clearly see the face imprint" "... is that piss?... Everywhere?" "wasn't a golden shower, don't get your hopes up"