Cock sucked whilst taking a shit

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by teh_biscuit, Jun 29, 2010.


  1. Wait till a chick wipes her ass towards her snatch and you get a mouthful of poopy pussy
     
  2. lol piss in her mouth dude.
     
  3. No bro, females should only wipe from front to back - not the other way around.
     
  4. lol did you read my post or something
     
  5. Best thread ever. Hands down.
     
  6. Holy shit dude
     

  7. what's good R Kelly?
     
  8. I wouldn't ask for one. Assuming I did, I would hope she'd say no.
     
  9. No cause her pussy is like CM's away from her ass hole. At least my cock sticks out so theres room and shit.


    Other means of oral sex and feces.
    Shipanski:
    the act of flinging poo at the womans face while she gives a blowjob

    Chinese Blowjob:
    When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet
     
  10. Never done it never will. Poop doesn't turn me on.
     
  11. Here's the one normal person's reaction hahaha
     
  12. Followed by "Oh boy do I need to try that." :D
     
  13. Thats just stupid and fucked, if you actually did ask her, you're a loser.
     
  14. no name calling
     
  15. OP probably jerks it to 2 girls one cup.

    Dude a Blumpkin is the epitome of awkwardness.
     
  16. dayum thats fuckin nasty!
     
  17. I'm not sure why this makes any sense in my head but it does. I think that just a regular blumpkin is actually really fucked up and not something that I would ever really wanna do. But if you were chiefing in the middle of this blumpkin, well, that's pretty epic. :cool:
     
  18. i can't even take a shit in my girlfriends house, so no.. i don't think i'll ever receive a lumpkin :smoke:
     
  19. That poor girl.
     

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