So been talking to this girl I've known for a few weeks and she really likes me and wants to fuck, and she is fucking beautiful and a amazing body. I'd share a pic but shes 17 and i don't wanna deal with legal shit. Anyways she told me the last time she fucked was almost two months ago. Im like "i bet its tight!" haha and she is like "why wouldnt it be?" And i said "idk maybe you were a hoe." And she is like "you really think that" and i said "no it was a possibility tho" and then she said she is going to make me work for it now if i want it that bad.. which i do, but it's all good i'm hella seductive, a girl can tell me she doesn't wanna have sex, or isn't in the mood all day, once shes in my bed its gonna happen, and no not rape u fags.
wow, you really are seductive. one fine day in london, i was trying to seduce a dame to which i had acquired a fancy. Using the charm reserved for the utmost gentlemen of the ages, i spoke to thy dame saying words that i quoth "dear madame, it is of a medial probability that you have and do partake in thine sharing of souls too often to be considered within a social norm." To which she replied "Oh my heavens, kind sir do you indeed think so lowly of me to accuse such fallacies upon my innocent white heart?!" So i answered with a curt (but quite seductive) closing line "Of course not my dear, its a possibility tho" Yeah, .... you're doing great man
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I didn't call her a hoe lol. idk sometimes idk how to word things and i say the wrong thing or its worded wrong and i fuck my self. happened like 5 times today.
perhaps lizard, perhaps. but that doesn't mean i don't wanna fuck them now does it, oh great king of reptiles.
You can share pic of her as long as she's not nude or engaged in some kind of sexual activity. Just crop her face out.
She doesnt look 17, and I've been cock blocked by my mom. It was so bad, she just came to my room and decided to sleep on my bed that night, just as I was about to fuck, correction, receive a blowj from my cousins girlfriend.
Why is your mom coming to sleep in your bed with you and your cousins girlfriend? some type of strange family three way?
Tell her it's not going to suck itself. Btw amazing fairytale comrade, please retell it to future generations