Closest You Have been to getting caught

Is she cool with pot? I assume it would be easy to smell..

 

Having a few people over at my apartment and someone down the hall decided to call the cops on us. So they start banging on the front door hard, never saying anything like "police!" though, which was weird. After playing it like I wasn't there, they came around the back (I'm on ground level) and knocked on the patio door.

I was in my room listening to the whole thing and I heard one say, "I see a lot of beer and a couple bongs". I about shat my pants at that point but after about 15 min of more knocking they went away.

Never got a letter, revisit, or anything. I consider myself very very lucky.

 

Getting arrested.

 

Been caught, and been not. The best time was when I was moving last year and I got pulled over with give or take 2 lbs in my race bag under my dirtbike in the back of my truck. The cops could smell it and searched my truck high and low, but never checked my bag in the back I'm prop 215 but I was wayyy over the limit for carrying. God was looking out for me that day

 

the closest ive been to getting caught was with my grandma. i had about thirteen friend over. we were all hitting out of a gas mask it was like only the second time i had tried it and we had all hit it. it was round two and someone loooked out the window and said "dude theres a white car here" so i looked outside and it was my grandma
so i was trippin out and everyone hid under my bed, in my closet and in the bathroom
and she came in adn walked around and told me a big huge story, gave me some groceries and left. lol

 

I've been caught once with the police. this was a couple months ago though.

But 1 time i was driving with my gf; long story short. we got pulled over; cop found a small grinder with a joiint worth of bud in it. I had a chillum in my pocket along with chapstick & some change. Chillumw as packed with bud; cop just kinda slipped it out with the chapstick & threw jst dropped it back in my pocket. Like a quick look typa thing. I know for a fact he woulda took me in for it. =X luckily; they let us go that day.

i was shitting bricks.

 

aha damn nice stories :]
one time i was ridin with my bud smokin some weet on the way back from walmart
when of course some dick cop pulls me over
note the sign for speed limit change JUST passed me, i was going 62 STILL slowing down, and the speed limit was 55. the cop was sitting right past the sign n decided to get me. He pulls me over, says wtf i smell weed (not like that but you know wut i mean) decides to do a brief search, calls his buddy, they bring the k9, i shit myself, my friends dazed n confused, they search high n low but cant find shit, they leave, i get a massive ticket and i thank god they didnt search my trunk as thoroughly as they could have. i had 3 or so ounces packed away in my speakers which sat on each side of the trunk. It was airtight n kinda smelly proof but im supprised the dog didn't pick it up. i guess having groceries in the trunk helped a lot? no idea but i was lucky and now i don't speed ever. lmao

 

was chilling in a park and we decide to leave instead of match these other people that literally JUST got there, as we were driving out of the park a cop pulls in and goes right for the people who asked us to match

 

Me and a friend were smoking outside and my friend noticed a cop creeping on us. I put the blunt out on my belt buckle while my back was still turned to him and put the blunt in my cheek. The cop basically said he knew we were smoking weed so then i started eating the blunt and played it off like i was chewing gum. The cop patted us down but we only had lighters and cigars on us then he made us sit on the curb while he seached the area for the roach. but eventually he let us go

 

I've been caught by the Police before. They did nothing. Shows the massive differences between many American and British police, punishment is not always the answer.

Anyway, the story goes that me and a bunch of mates were just chilling in a clearing in a wood in a big park near us. Police heard us or someone reported us, not really sure. They turned up and we saw them coming, but they blocked off all our exit routes so no one ran. All of us were underage drinking and I had about a half O along with a blunt on the go. That got stubbed and hidden as soon as we saw them coming. Long story short they talked to all of us, said they appreciated that we were trying to stay out the way and not cause any trouble and that they weren't gonna do anything, just escort us out. They made us pour away alcohol that was obvious but they didn't search anyone for more alcohol (which there was plenty of) or for drugs (about an Oz of weed). Police can be sound sometimes.

 

If you havent got cought,you will.Fuck cops dude

 

I got caught by the cops once. They just let us go.

 

i'm a multiple felon.

 

my friends basement has a separate competely cement room. we had like 6 kids over and started smoking in there at like 10. my friends parents were still awake. we got so blazed we forgot to close the door and fishbowled his entire basement without knowing it. his sister just opened the door at the top of the stairs and was like i smell weed. she didn't care but the next day she told us her dad had his hand on the door knob when she was like OH I JUST WENT DOWN THEY'RE ALL SLEEPING. haha we spent the rest of the night shitting our pants. did i mention my friends dad is a state cop?

 

lmao at all the stories.

cops are so lame.
gah...


neways
junior year in high school, we're in the chem lab at my school.
i go to the bathroom...while i'm takin a piss i reach into my left pocket and look at my sneak a toke..
and i'm high and decide "well might as well take a hit".
So i took a hit and i don't even think i ghosted it or nething. shit i don't remember.
but i get back into class and my lab partner totally makes me look suspicious.
She had all these facial reactions to my weed smell hahaah.
neways i had bud on me, a lighter, and a piece.
so the teacher calls me up to the front of the room cuz of laramie..
and is looking at me with this funny expression
not really mad but kind of amused?
and asks me if i took a hit in hthe bathroom and i was like "no. "
"well how come you smell like it?"
"uhh idk it smelled like it when i went in".
and she just like nodded her head while obviously doubting my story.
go back to my seat, and my partner is like so she's calling security?
and i'm like "what?" and then i realize she had pressed the main intercom to call the office.
and i said "Nah. she seemed fine.. she's not doing that."
and then "Main office?"
"hi, could you send security to room 308". or some rm # i don't remember.
neways. i was freakin out...
i mean damn.i didn't know what to do with all of my stuff.
but i couldn't just put it on someone else. cuz nobody would take ith ahah.
so security gets there and my teacher calls me up there
now my get away plan begins..
i pick up my jacket along with my back pack (which you put at the front of the class during labs). and the jacket was to cover up my smell (as i diddn't have it on in the bathroom).
and while i was standing outside the c lass with the security guard and he was on the walkietalkie with the security advisor,(was also looking to his right).
i acted like i was scratching my neck while i was actually transferring all my stuff from my pocket to my hood. i tightened my hood then so that you couldnt' see down it or w/e.
i'm also rubbing my fingers on my jean fibers as i wait for all the security guards (there were others on that floor who met up with us first.) to say they're junk to me as we wait for the advisor.
then the advisor smelled the room, and actually pulled my jacket forward to smell (hahaha), and then my fingers.
no trace of weed smell!
and i was telling them to search me cuz i had nothing on me.
lol!!
so i go back in to class.
and man.
i felt great.
never smoking in school again. well at least the bathroom..
that was my first time as well.

 

Good story man, you are a lucky s.o.b damn. My closest call was smoking with a couple of my buds in a lot by a ski mountain that apparently had neighborhood watch, aka some douche bag who drove around and called the cops on any kids he could find. The cops showed up, we had just finished smoking, my friend was underage and smoking a cigarette, pretty stupid fine but whatever, he ditches the but just as the cop walks up to the window, everyone was holdin, so it was mad sketchy. We told them we were waiting for a friend who lived in the condo, they kept us for a while and then left, big relief. Can't tell you how much it sucks to see a cruiser pull up out of no where, total buzz kill.

 

One time me and my friend where at this dead end selling sacks and we realized he had like 10 cars here and it's probably super hot since some houses could see us. So we all decided to hit cuts. As we where driving out we passed a cop heading down to the dead end. We had a hp on us not in the trunk. Once I got around the corner I mobbed away so fast.


On xmas this year my 2 buddys got caught with 2 zips and the cop just made them stomp it out. So lucky it was actually xmas day.

 

We were clambaking my friend's boat at the harbor one time and this dude was lookin in the windows and eventually we saw him on the phone so we peaced out of the boat and over to the parking lot. We went and sat down in his car and before starting it or anything this undercover cop SUV comes barreling past....had he come like, 2 seconds earlier he definitely would've stopped us walking. We all had a fair amount of the chron nugs on us too
p.s. then we booked it to taco bell and ate mad tacos

 

my homeboy and I were crusin in his whip...and he was drivin (hes a terrible driver) about 15 mph over 85 in a 70...we got pulled over while burnin a blunt in the middle of summer...and I thought we 100% fucked...we threw on our shades and lit up some cigarettes...I threw the roach out the window...stashed the weed (1/2 zip), a grinder, and a pack of grape swishas under the seat and prayed...the cop never had a clue didnt ask nothin and gave my friend a very expensive speeding ticket..we laughed and then smoked the rest of the bag right away...I think the cop was just at the end of his shift and didnt want to deal with a couple of teenage stoners....which thank god he didnt...