Close Call (long)

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by acolangeli, Nov 11, 2006.

  1. Ok, so me my freind (the one who got me onto weed) and his step dad are goin down to the creek. his stepdad is a hella stoner and hella cool. so when we get there there are these 2 guys smoking some ok stuff. my freinds stepdad pulls out a bag and some papers and is all like okay who wants a phattie? everyone is like hell ya. so he rolls this joint that is like 2in wide and like 8in long and starts passin it around the circle. my freind is like i aint missin this and goes and smokes. after about 5min there all coughin there asses off and my freinds dad holds it in the middle of the circle and is like "who wants it"?. (my freinds dad didnt know i smoked) so i rreach in and am like ill take it.:D
    So after finishing that off we smoked a couple bowls and what not. :smoking: then i get a call from my mom and shes comin to pick me up.... im like shit im stoned as fuck red eyed coughin and i got to get in the car with my mom. lucky she was with her boyfreind and i was in the bed of the truk. (they brought his truck). so we get to his house and my mom goes upstairs for a while and i see a can of altoids and i eat the whole can. when she comes back and takes me home i spent the whole ride looking the other way it was hella scary.
     
  2. you sound under 18
     
  3. Indeed he does.
     
  4. quit accusing people


    if you dont have anything to post regarding his story then dont


    a whole can of altoids huh? that sounds pretty intense lol im totally satisfied after one hah
     
  5. who are you guys his fuckin mom then get off his ass its the internet
     
  6. So you chilled downstairs while your mom boned her boyfriend? Ick.
     
  7. zomg you sound under 18, dude, really i don't even care about that rule, until i can telepatchically look through my computer to the other user i wanna see, i'm assuming people are 18+.

    can i get an amen
     

  8. EXACTLY what I was about to say. She got fucked upstairs while you were paranoid about getting caught being stoned :p classic.
     
  9. Oh COME ON. Haha I did laugh indeed to that joke but c'mon man, not funny...:devious:

    Hehe, sounds like a pretty fuckin funny story tho, you smoked a fat joint w/ you and ur friends dad and some other strangers, then sat in the bed of you're moms boyfriends truck, then ate a whole tin of altoids (while your mom got BONED) haha sorry...then you looked the other way the whole way home in awkward silence with you're mom while she wondered if you knew she got boned and you wondered if she knew you smoked.
    Both of you were completly oblivious to each others actions. Hehe. Now off to bowl #2...
     
  10. haha. shouldn't have sweated it. how'd you feel after the can of altoids? thats a grip of mints to stomach. lol.
     
  11. whats up with that..

    ive had many occasions where i didnt have a ride home from work (cant drive) n mom had to pick me up n i was hella stoned from after work sesh..

    a-hole
     
  12. yeah he does seem a little imature


    but who cares, its the internet
     

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