Classic case of "I'll only respect you for weed".

Today was a wild day, it started out with the intent to make hash brownies. But that failed because the kid didn't have eggs. I was pissed because I ground up 20g's for such an event. Well we smoked alot, about 10g's today total. Fucking stoned out of my mind

Well I came home just a few moments ago, yet again blazed out of my mind. I open my door, and see my fucking brother sitting there. I'm thinking what the fuck? How did he get in? And why isn't he at moms house.....

Well he comes in and tells I'm stoned. Starts hounding me about weed, and about wanting to smoke. I just had 8 bowls with 3 of us. I'm all set for the night. So he is getting pissed now because he isn't getting smoked up. Now the entire time he is looking at my 10 grams of ground up headies in a jar. Saying "Why don't you pinch it!" I keep telling him I don't want my brownies to be pure shit, I want them to be strong. He is bitching now and then says "I got 20$, Can I buy a 20 from you?" I look at him and it goes like this:
"Dude, All the weed I own, is in the jar."
"Just weigh out a gram, who cares!"
"I can't. I don't want people to be pissed at me."
"I'm your brother."
"Yeah, I know, and if I had solid nug I would sell you some, but I DONT."
"I'll take shake."
"You're not getting the point, that is OFF LIMITS to everyone! Even me!"
Now he is STARTING to get the point, but won't lay off, So he is saying that if i give him some, he will smoke me up for free. So finally I say whatever, the fucker is stranded at my house anyways thanks to my mom kicking him out for the night (Guess he was annoying her also), and will just be a dick to me. So I weigh out a gram and he hurrys off
to his car. He comes back inside:
"Ok, I'm going to get a wrap, do you have a 1.25$?"
"Uh, no just a 20$"
"No change? Anything?"
"Cashed it in today man, got some brownie mix."
"Ok, give me the 20$"

So I hand him the 20$ and he says to me he will be back in a moment, so as he is walking to the door he says "Have some bud ready for when I get home!"
"What?"
"Yeah, lets not do 50-50"
"Uh, yeah didn't you say you were going to smoke me up?"
"No, lets do 30-70"
"Ok then.... if you don't want to smoke me up just say so"
"Why are you being like this, Don't expect to smoke on MY weed, I got this from you, and now you want to smoke it all."
"Holy shit.... I'm fucking RIPPED right now dude, I don't NEED to smoke anymore weed. It would be nice to, but I wasn't planning on it, you just said you were going to smoke me up to try and get some bud for yourself and now your being a fucking jew about it"


FUCKING DRIVES ME INSANE!!!! I don't give two fucks about being smoked up tonight, I had no intent to smoke weed! I had no idea the little bitch was going to be there! But he just decided to fucking show up out of the blue and beg for weed, then fucking ditch out on me. He left to get a blunt wrap and smoke all of his weed. I bet you he will be knocking on my door at fucking 10pm tomorrow begging for more. Little fuck.

Sorry for the language, this bullshit pisses me off. My own brother is.... god just a prick!


By the way, this happened today. Kinda smoked a blunt and was at my semi-girls house and was stairing at this bad boy and was thinking "Fuck I'm never going to get another chance to do this!" So I went for it. He was inside the entire time on the computer as I smoked a blunt right next to his car! Oh yeah!

 

No no, sorry being stoned made it all sound kinda bad.
I am out of money, I had 10g's of bud. I needed all 10g's to put into brownies. I told him if I had nug I would smoke him up, but not even I can smoke that weed. And thats the truth. I couldn't touch it, but he kept begging and said all he wanted was a gram for 20$. Now I smoke him up ALL the time. Over the summer I tossed down well over 4,000$ on bud for him and I to smoke. The money isn't the factor at ALL here. It's the fact that I COULDN'T sell that bud, and he kept harassing me for it. Then he played mind tricks, and said he would smoke me up. He comes back after he SECURLY put the bud in his car, where I couldn't get it back if shit started. Then he tryed to make me throw down.

Now I didn't care to smoke, I didn't WANT to smoke, it would of been nice. But either way I didn't care. I told him I COULDN'T throw down because of the brownies. And that if he didn't want to smoke me up thats fine, just say so in the first place and don't try to be a dick to get the bud.

The whole point is, he said he was going to do something, and never did it.

By the way, when I lived at home he would break in via the window and jack 8th's from me all the time. So yeah.....

It's confusing, but it's one of those, you gotta know what type of person my brother is.

You know that little dog in the cartoons? The one that follows the big bull dog around and asks him a ton of questions while jumping around him? Yeah thats like my brother "We going to toke? When we going to toke? Lets smoke a blunt! Lets try a few bowls man! Can you smoke me up?" Thats my older brother right there. 21 years old.

By the way, I wanted my brownies to be good because of 4-20 so everyone comes back for more.
Yeah I sounded like a dick-headed weed fiend "Oh you're not smoking me up man! You suck!" but no, no intent to smoke weed, no intent to smoke up anyone that night, I couldn't even throw down with my friends, and they understood.