Classes for Men and Women

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Aaagogo, Aug 6, 2010.

  1. Courses for Women

    Taught by men, for women.

    100 level classes

    121 \t- Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV

    182 \t- Doing Housework Without Complaining

    143 \t- Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge

    164 \t- Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)

    155 \t- Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"

    136\t- Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother

    117 \t- Learning How to Initiate Intimacy

    108 - How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong


    200 level classes

    201 \t- Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?" (Pre-req 155)

    210 \t- Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must (Pre-req 182)

    231 \t- The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too

    222 \t- Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love" (Pre-Req 117)

    283 \t- "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous

    274 \t- How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him

    295 \t- The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle


    300 Level Classes

    326 - You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone

    377 \t- Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You're Acceptable (pre-req 201)

    348 \t- Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)

    399 \t- Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World

    350 \t- Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook

    321 \t- Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There (pre-req 222)


    400 Level Classes

    422 \t - Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours

    463 \t- Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases

    414 \t- Makeup: The Less is More Theory

    485 \t- Nagging: Stop the Insanity!



    Courses for Men

    Taught by women, for men.

    100 Level Classes

    101 \t- Combating Stupidity

    102 - You Too Can Do Housework

    103 \t- P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

    104 \t- How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray

    105 \t- We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas (Give Us Money)

    106 \t- Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM

    107 \t- Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly "Don't Wash My Silks")

    108 \t- Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception


    200 Level Classes

    209 - Get a Life (Learn How To Cook) (Pre-req 104)

    220 \t- How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong (co-req 103)

    211 \t- Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right (pre-req 101)

    242 \t- Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

    273 \t- You – The Weaker Sex

    254 \t- Reasons To Give Flowers

    285 \t- You Too Can Be a Designated Driver

    235 \t- How To Stay Awake After

    296 \t- Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked


    300 Level Classes

    316 \t- Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom

    307 \t- Garbage – Getting It To the Curb

    338 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try (co-req 338)

    339 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower (co-req 339)

    369 \t- The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous (pre-req 220)

    340 \t- How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

    321 - How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost

    322 \t- The Remote Control (Overcoming Your Dependency)

    353 \t- Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

    384 \t- How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children



    400 Level Classes

    427 \t- Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works

    418 \t- The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary

    459 \t- Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary

    430 \t- Real Men Ask For Directions

    481 \t- How To Take Illness Like a Man
     
  2. Hahahaha hilarious..
     

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