CIA Drugwhores lol

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by GreyMatterTripp, Jun 7, 2009.

  1. "But you know what an even sweeter job title is?
    Official CIA Drugwhore.
    That was a real position (probably several, actually). Another iteration of project MK-ULTRA involved hiring prostitutes to pick up johns and return them to a CIA safe house where, without their knowledge, they would then be dosed with large amounts of LSD so that operatives could observe and record their reactions from behind one-way mirrors. This project was dubbed Operation Midnight Climax… presumably so that they wouldn’t have to rebrand it as black market porno if the research didn’t turn out. There were several of these CIA-run brothels–in San Francisco, Marin, New York–and at various times they had dozens of whores on government payroll. Though sadly, all free government issue drug and whorehouses were closed by the mid-60s, the research obtained there was invaluable in calculating exactly how long a man can keep a boner while being attacked by carnivorous winged mushrooms.

    Oh, and in case you think the CIA was being at all responsible with their unfettered access to acid, whores and one-way mirrors, allow George White; the man in charge of the entire project, to describe his career, in his own words, as taken from this memo sent to his superior at the Federal Bureau of Narcotics:
    “I was a very minor missionary, actually a heretic, but I toiled wholeheartedly in the vineyards because it was fun, fun, fun. Where else could a red-blooded American boy lie, kill, cheat, steal, rape, and pillage with the sanction and blessing of the All-Highest?”
    And that is officially the scariest violence-fueled drug rant ever. He sounds like Hunter S. Thompson crossed with Conan the Barbarian. Surely he’s… joking or something, right? Let’s double-check this with an outside source like, say a fellow agent in Operation Midnight Climax, one Lt. Ira Feldman:

    “White was a son of a bitch, but he was a great cop. He made that fruitcake Hoover look like Nancy Drew. The LSD, that was just the tip of the iceberg. Write this down. Espionage. Assassinations. Dirty tricks. Drug experiments. Sexual encounters and the study of prostitutes for clandestine use. That’s what I was doing when I worked for George White and the CIA.”

    So… there you go. Operation Midnight Climax is not only verifiable, but apparently there was a man in charge of a massive, top-secret government initiative who was equal parts Jerry Garcia and Dirty Harry."

    The CIA's 5 Most Mind Blowing Experiments With LSD |
  2. makes me want to become a prostitute! :hello:

    but seriously thats some crazy shit man, especially that quote from mister white!
  3. #3 activ, Jun 7, 2009
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    why don't they just ask for volunteers i know for a fact their would be a line for miles.

    too bad NOTHING will happen to these low life waste of oxygen pieces of shit
  4. I know dude, some seriously heavy shit. Lol.

    Fuckin sheeple.

    Do they have to put a fucking mushroom print on your forehead for ya to know that your getting fucked america?
  5. I'll try and find the article from cannabis culture but there was an army experiment where they made a mixture of 6 THC analogues (or isomers I think accualy) that kept you tottaly baked for 30 hours:eek:. There plan was to spray it on enemy soldiers to imoblizie and confuse them.
  6. I fucking love that magazine.
  7. I personally love LSD, but I would be scared as FUCK if I started tripping and didn't know what I had taken / that I had taken anything at all...
  8. for real though.
  9. that is so fucking sick. there are many things i would put on the line to try that out....:eek:
  10. They also tried using LSD for the same purpose. They couldn't control the dose though.

    Imagien that, getting shot at and bombed with LSD
  11. i bet those explosions while tripping are some of the most glorious things that could have ever been seen by human eyes
  12. There's a new webseries based on these experiments called "Operation Midnight Climax"

    Check it out!

    Strange Science

  13. fuck no, that would be terrifying...
  14. Next time i get pulled over with a prostitute, I'll just say I wanted to be apart of the great Operation Midnight Climax.
  15. Ohhh man

    you're balls deep in a hooker

    and the lampshade by the bed starts singing barry white....

    "...Can't get enough of your love babe."

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