church of satan

Not bad there was some interesting stuff in there a few i agree with and a few i don\'t but it was interesting to read,

Thx
T

 

hehe satan is funny

he is a funny bunny

he is a sunny funny bunny

hehe

 

satanists! GET THEE BACK!
j/k.
what\'s the \"mating signal?\"
xo~

 

heyyyyyyy guyyyy!

 

is that an offer or a promise......

uggghh... i can\'t believe i just typed that....

 

leVey was no better than todays TV-evangelists, only a bit more sane


1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

- duh, i can\'t keep my mouth shut, and as far as i recollect, nobody asked me \'pun my meaning in this thread, so satan 0 me 1.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

- well, pretty obvious really
1-2

3. When in another\"s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

- again stating the obvious
2-3

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

- that\'s just rude. but then again, giving warnings to shut up or fuck off is quite in it\'s place, so under doubt...

3-4

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

- again, duh

4-5

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

- are we encouraging theft here? but some people are stupid enough to be a sitting duck for any con-artist / thief out there, and i don\'t mind stupid people getting ripped off, so, again under doubt, a tie.

5-6

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

- magick is a about as real as the tooth fairy, no go.

5-7

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

- so we should give compassion and thoughts for others the big shove. i don\'t think so.

5-8

9. Do not harm little children.

- not very creative this leVey dude
6-9

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

- i like my meat red, medium to rare and with baked potatoes on the side, thankyouverymuch

7-10

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

- a bit harsh, but yeah. fuck with me, i\'ll fuck ya back.
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so i win over satan!!!! well, leVey\'s views really. and my views are just as \"correct\" as this demented dude, but by no means objectively true.

 

I particularly like these two...

 

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