A rich man and a poor man are shopping for their wives' Christmas presents. The poor man asks the rich man what he bought for his wife. The rich man replies, " I bought her a mink coat and a Jaguar. I figured that if she didn't like the coat, she would like the Jaguar. What did you buy for your wife?" The poor man replies, " I bought her some slippers and a dildo because if she doesn't like the slippers then she can go fuck herself!"