Christmas Shopping

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by spread_dead420, Apr 5, 2002.

  1. A rich man and a poor man are shopping for their wives' Christmas presents. The poor man asks the rich man what he bought for his wife. The rich man replies, " I bought her a mink coat and a Jaguar. I figured that if she didn't like the coat, she would like the Jaguar. What did you buy for your wife?" The poor man replies, " I bought her some slippers and a dildo because if she doesn't like the slippers then she can go fuck herself!"
  2. lmfaoooooooo oh man i cracked up so hard on that one :D lolol
  3. The poor woman used it on the man. I guess he'll buy her something better next time huh?
  4. *shudder*
  5. Nice joke...


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