Christmas Shopping

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by spread_dead420, Apr 5, 2002.

  1. #1 spread_dead420, Apr 5, 2002
    A rich man and a poor man are shopping for their wives' Christmas presents. The poor man asks the rich man what he bought for his wife. The rich man replies, " I bought her a mink coat and a Jaguar. I figured that if she didn't like the coat, she would like the Jaguar. What did you buy for your wife?" The poor man replies, " I bought her some slippers and a dildo because if she doesn't like the slippers then she can go fuck herself!"
     
  2. #2 cowboysaxman, Apr 6, 2002
    LMAO!!
     
  3. #3 DaWodin, Apr 6, 2002
    lmfaoooooooo oh man i cracked up so hard on that one :D lolol
     
  4. #4 Bud Head, Apr 6, 2002
    The poor woman used it on the man. I guess he'll buy her something better next time huh?
     
  5. #5 DaWodin, Apr 6, 2002
    *shudder*
     
  6. #6 Mickey.T, Apr 6, 2002
    Nice joke...

    Mickey.T
     

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