Christians are just Zombies!

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by The Crunge, Aug 8, 2012.

  1. What if zombies are actually just really good christians, and 'heaven' is just earth. And their 'afterlife' is just zombie mode. And since nobody is a perfect christian, nobody reaches zombie mode. That's why zombies aren't real yet. But Jesus was the only real zombie. I mean he rose from the dead right?

  2. Well, judging by the moral state of society, if that's true we won't have to worry about the zombie apocalypse in our lifetime. So...good news.
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    But srsly.....he may be on to something.
  4. So do zombies eat chick-fil-a sandwiches? I'm so confused now.

  5. What about the bath salt zombie, if he's right then those bs must make you perfect.
  6. bump for further discussion.
  7. im watching zombieland right now, and im also down with this theory
  8. That would make sense if zombies were even real lol
  9. I have seen them as zombies for years, never literally though...
  10. I sent this link to my mom
  11. brilliant thread is brilliant
  12. Thank goodness none of them have become liberated yet.. I'd blow their head off!
  13. I'm stringing on a Christian girl. She says she's saving herself for marriage, I'm going to try and ruin that hahahah.

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