Choad!!

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by namron_420s, Jul 23, 2002.

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  1. ive read two or three posts referring to choad..i always heard that it was similar to a dingle berry...i dont want to smoke dingleberries..then, i got on dictionary.com...and it said this

    choad

    /chohd/ n. Synonym for `penis\' used in alt.tasteless and popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: \"We think maybe it\'s from Middle English but we\'re all too damned lazy to check the OED.\" [I\'m not. It isn\'t. --ESR] This term is alleged to have been inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that `choad\' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck\'; it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British Raj.


    i dont smoke sausage either :S
     
  2. In my dictionary here it says a choad refers to the skin between the anus and genitalia. Thats what ive always considered it. Its also called a taint, cuz it taint your balls and it taint your ass..
     


  3. On your body is that the long part between your head and your ass??LOL
     
  4. oh you just crack me up bud head...ha.....ha....ha....
     
  5. I hope that you apreciate what i said as much as I.

    You always have an answer for everything so i thought i\'d give you an example this time!

    Peace, love, and good humor!
     
  6. yeah, ive heard that one too..taint pussy taint ass...i hear pandorahs box creaking open...i figured in general it would get more attention tho..oh well...also, i realized i love a girl tonight..but shes moving so we cant do a fucking thing about it..she leaves in a week..oh well..ill get high tomorrow and it will be ok...and i will learn something from the whole situation with my higher state of perception
     
  7. pandoras box here we are!....so choad away
     
  8. Definition of a Dingleberry:



    Main Entry: din·gle·ber·ry
    Pronunciation: \'di[ng]-g&l-\"ber-E
    Function: noun
    Etymology: origin unknown
    Date: 1955
    : a piece of dried fecal matter clinging to the hair around the anus
     




  9. Also well known to most as clingons!!!!
     
  10. LMAO! I read the thing about clingons and I kept trying to figure out why people called klingons on star trek dingleberries...but in my stoned stupor I came across the realisation that im a complete moron....

    WHO JUST CALLED ME A MORON!?
     
  11. LOL funny shit..
     
  12. So, NuBB\'s are you a moron or a Klingon? Or are you a moronic klingon?






    Who started this????? Ahhhhh, sweet sweet Norman!!!!! I\'m so shocked.........yeah, right!
     
  13. moody blues and salsa sploodge
     
  14. anyway...im high..i started this thread..so its fair i rant here...dingleberries, clingons...choad..either way, i dont plan on hitting resin, other than that found in roaches..yes, i will smoke roachweed..definately..it is a great high too,i find it to be a more relaxed, stoned high, im guessing its cuz of the resin..but fucking roachweed tastes horrendous, the major downfall for this superb biproduct..ranting power draining down..i think im going to retire from ranting for a while...just stick to my normal posts..
     
  15. hey my (dorky) friends nickname is choad!! and my friends dont even know the real meaning.. heh..

    ive seen \'chaud\' used very rarely on porn sites as slang for semen.. but then what ISNT slang for semen on a porn site? anyway, it seems to be somewhere along those lines.. penis, cum, taint.. whatever :D
     
  16. some people i know know that a choad is the same as your cack/peridium?/spot that god forgot, but most peoples definition of choad is a very short put fat penis..i dont know where this came from, but i prefer the other definition. also, a little move called the \"choad bumper,\" lie down on your back, and try to bring your knees to your shoulders, so all your weight is on your shoulders but your lying down, then grab behind your knees and start pumping your legs...and there you have the newest craze....\"The Choad Bumper\" ....techno music adds to the effect. try showing your parents or spouse and they will praise you like you are a god.
     
  17. well ive always heard that a choad is a dick that is wider than it is long.... oh well who knows
     
  18. well if you\'re a tenatious D fan, during his spiderman song he sings about spider mans dickbeing cut off, and then sassafras or whatever sucks his choad....
     

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