Chinesee furtune cookies predicting my life?

Discussion in 'General' started by Cheating Death, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. #1 Cheating Death, Jan 23, 2010
    I just started thinking how many times I remember the cookies telling me things that supried me.

    Cookie:U will have a great time on your faction with family.

    Mylife:right before leaving with family on a rare vacation to Mexico city.(my only vacation)

    Cookie:"u soon be involved in many gatherings and parties"(this was today, which is why I wrote this)

    Me: Since I gradueated for high school I stopped seing my smoking friends.it was a dick move on me and i started chilling with my rich ass cuzins.i finally started to chill and smoke after 4 mounths. I'm making it up by taking them out to cruise In my car with no charge for gas. They have just asked me to go chill at their house and go to raves. The point is is that this olways happens with these cookies from PANDA EXPRESS...lucky cookies man

    Feel like toking right now...

    I'm baked...have a good day...

    Me
     
  2. #2 samurala, Jan 23, 2010
    I once got one that said

    If you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out, because that's whats inside.

    panda express rules.
     
  3. #3 ipack, Jan 23, 2010
    one time a chinese fortune cookie told me a hot spanish chick would drop to her knees for me.... never happened though :(
     
  4. #4 Land Cow, Jan 23, 2010
    better hope you dont get this one

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaHWoloyMLw]YouTube - Rocko's Modern Life - Filbert badluck[/ame]
     
  5. #5 Cheating Death, Jan 23, 2010
  6. #6 weednotcrack, Jan 23, 2010

    Don't hate on rocko just because you got egg on your face :laughing:
     
  7. #7 pretzels, Jan 23, 2010
    got one the other day: "The biggest lies are the ones you tell yourself."
     
  8. #8 Tyro01, Jan 23, 2010
    You know those things are vauge on purpose right? Like cold reading :)


    I've had some creepy ones though...
     
  9. #9 weednotcrack, Jan 23, 2010
    there just chinese proverbs in a cookie :smoking:
     
  10. #10 xxGEORGExx, Jan 23, 2010
    I once cracked open a fortune cookie soon after dropping 5 hits of amazing blotter and the fortune said " You will soon have a very rewarding trip" needless to say, it blew my mind and I still have the paper.
     
  11. #11 havatt, Jan 23, 2010
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    doublepost..
     
  12. #12 havatt, Jan 23, 2010

    Exactly, they just put in general things that could be true for thousands of people.


    What they should do is type out a fortune with a specific name so when someone with that name actually reads it, it will blow their mind.
     
  13. #13 Elechronic, Jan 23, 2010
    Good Rocko reference Land Cow haha. :) OP is probably too young to have appreciated it. Unfortunate for him.
     
  14. #14 Picklesnshakes, Jan 23, 2010
    Cookie: "John, you are going to die today."
    John: "What the fuck, cookie?"
     
  15. #15 Postal Blowfish, Jan 23, 2010
    I predict that in the future you will be wearing some kind of clothing garment.

    I also see that you will be consuming food soon.

    This things will come to pass because I am a master at seeing the future.
     
  16. #16 Misc, Jan 23, 2010
    It's okay dawg, I still believe in Santa too
     
  17. #17 Fresh Error, Jan 23, 2010
    lol when i was 15 or so i got a fortune cookie when i was at a local chinese joint stoned with friends that said "Keep your eye on those closest to you"

    for real i still have nightmares about that shit lol
     
  18. #18 Cheating Death, Jan 23, 2010

    what do u mean? (BELIEVE:)SANTA is real tho
     
  19. #19 SS Lulu, Jan 23, 2010
    Rocko's Modern Life. Helll yeahhhh. That show was the shit.
     
  20. #20 Best1, Jan 23, 2010
    "Your shit's outta luck."

    Clint Eastwood predicting guys future before he blasts him in The Dead Pool.
     

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