Hahaha so my mom got a free room at this fancy shmancy hotel in half moon bay cuz of her job and i got to bring a friend along for two nights. Ended up smoking a lot around the premises (unlike most upper scale hotels that I've seen this one was spread out instead of having like a bajillion floors) and in the room and ordering room service and walking around in those robes and slippers and swimming and fucking around with the rich people. Haha it was so fun. After a while it gets kind of lame though, rich people aren't very fun and I'm glad to be out of there toking around town again But yeah, room service is hella nice for the munchies but I'm pretty sure I'm never doing it again.
I've been at the one in Pentagon City outside D.C. and smoked a bowl out of a tobacco pipe in my room's bathroom and then ordered a filet mignon with fries. Words cannot describe.