i consider this guy a good friend. he practically got me into smoking and taught me lots of helpful things. but fuck, he's a big time chiefer. he tries to be secretive about it. here's how, whenever we're toking and someone other than him does something a little dumb, you know, usual stoner stuff (i.e. loss of balance whilst simply standing still ), this guy'll say something like "duuude, you're tooooo fuckin' baked" and will take that person's hit and act like he was doing the person a favor by not letting them get more baked. when it's his weed and he's matching someone or just smoking us out, after someone does something stonerish he'll say "i think it's time to put this away" when we haven't really smoked much. when a blunt or joint starts to burn unevenly, he'll take it up and puff and puff on it until it's even again. i have no clue why a little uneven burn would be incentive for him to puff away more than his share of the blunt/joint. when he's lighting a blunt or joint, he'll act like it's not getting lit right or not burning enough or something and keep hitting it and blowing on it, then hitting it then blowing then putting the flame back on it and hitting it again. there will be a little less than 3/4 of the joint/blunt left before he'll pass the darn thing. the bowl/joint/blunt/bong will be passed to him, he'll hit it, start telling a funny stoner story while he's holding in the hit and waits until the hit zeros before he exhales. then he pauses the story and says "well shit i didn't get anything" and takes another hit, begins the story again. sometimes he'll be puffing away as he's talking then say "oh fuck man didn't realize i was talking and holding the joint/blunt" you were doing more than holding it, you were puffing on it! chiefers are lame so, um, anyone else have a chiefer friend? -peace and nugs.