Chief Wiggum is the Reason Weed is Illegal

Discussion in 'General' started by J Roc, Aug 4, 2013.

  1. Because he performed on "America's Got Talent " last February and he did a magic trick where he punched a b**ch in the face and then Lou came in and he got his nuts chopped off because he just drank 7 Gallons of Apple Juice.

    Later that day Barney was sailing the 7 seas with Gary Coleman and they encountered a loch less monster but it was really a rubiks cube.

    In conclusion chief Wiggum is corrupt and shouldn't be allowed to shop @ Best Buy anymore.

    Gonna eat now bye im having fucking chicken and stuff
     
  2. Alrighty then.
     
  3. Never go full retard
     
  4. And the men who hold high places
    Must be the ones who start
    To mould a new reality
    Closer to the Heart
    Closer to the Heart

    The Blacksmith and the Artist
    Reflect it in their art
    Forge their creativity
    Closer to the Heart
    Yeah, it's closer to the Heart

    Philosophers and Ploughmen
    Each must know his part
    To sow a new mentality
    Closer to the Heart
    Yeah, it's closer to the Heart

    You can be the Captain and
    I will draw the Chart
    Sailing into destiny
    Closer to the Heart

    Closer to the Heart x7

    Closer to your heart.





    Never insult me again
     
  5.  
    We're up all night to get lucky

    The present has no ribbon
    Your gift keeps on giving,
    What is this I'm feeling?
    If you wanna leave I'm ready 

    We've come too far to give up who we are
    So let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars

    She's up all night 'til the sun
    I'm up all night to get some
    She's up all night for good fun
    I'm up all night to get lucky

    We're up all night 'til the sun
    We're up all night to get some
    We're up all night for good fun
    We're up all night to get lucky

    We're up all night to get lucky
    We're up all night to get lucky
    We're up all night to get lucky
     
     
     
     
    Good day sir
     
  6. Cool story bro...tell another one
     
  7. If you insist.

    A few years back I was at the cottage with the justice league and we were about to go to bed after a hard night of saving the world, but then the butler Tommy John asked Neil Pert via satellite if he wanted his pudding cold or warm. "Warm" he simply replied.

    All went silent. A woman faints. Lol wait she got stabbed nvm. Neil passed out too so they stopped talking and made bagel bites cause the pet sloth liked the big BB.

    K ginna play Chel 13 now cuboyzl8r
     
  8. Wtf my be a pro guy has a black eye. I'm so mad I could freaking eat a tree but I won't because it's not good fer you ifyanowamsayin.


    Ricky: [about their illegal gas station] Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel in the green. Okay, are we clear here, guys?
    Cory: Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme?
    Ricky: What, are you stupid? You fuckin' taste it. Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.
     
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  10. You know I always heard "shes up all night to get stoned" and I would be like :O how did they get away with that ?! Hahah

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  11. Let this be a lesson kids: don't do drugs.
     
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