A stoner walks into a restaurant and sees a sign that says: Cheese sandwich $1.50 Chicken sandwich $2.50 Hand job $10.00 Checking his wallet for necessary payments, he walks up to the expectionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an group of eagerly looking men. She asks with an eagerly looking smile and asks"May i help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man,"are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes", she purrs "I am." The man replies,"Well wash your fucking hands i want a cheese sandwich!"