If I ate breakfast I would. but I have not eaten breakfast or eaten before noone in 3 yrs. I hate eating food in the AM. Unless its 12am-4am. is the only time ill eat cereal.
I'm sorry Jesus. Your a chill guy and whatnot... But you know how much coffee and bacon means to me. It's... basically the reason I wake up. I just don't understand why a loving Green Jesus would take that away from me.
So I woke up and read this. Got really excited, smoked a bowl, and went to the kitchen. Much to my dismay, my roommate had polished the cherrios off this weekend. Looks like Trix or Captain Crunch, but I can't help but think what breakfast might have been if only I had some Cherrios.