So I had been talking to this girl for about a month. We went out twice and it was ok. She wasnt that much fun and her body was ok. Then, on one occassion we were over at one of her friends house and she was sitting infront of me, as we were all sitting in a circle discussing politics strategies. It was a work/fun meeting. It was lame and hella boring. Not being one to be caught off guard, I smoked two blunts before showing up. Of course I showered and hit the eye drops before I went to the meeting. So she is sitting in the chair infront of me about 6 or 7 feet from me Im high as shit. So Im just blankly staring into space. But Im looking directly at her. She then stands up to move her chair because someone had to get through. She stands up and turns because the chair is heavy, giving her back to me. I proceed to look at dat ass. Mostly because I couldnt figure out what type of ass she had. Everytime we went out or I would see her she would wear long shirts or dresses. That day she was wearing jeans. But they weren't all that nice. But as I am checking her ass, she turns around and says something to me. I quickly look at her face an realize she caught me looking. She gave me the dirtiest look ever. I must have been staring real obvious. Anyway, we never went out after that cause she went on vacation and I texted twice and called once only to get her voicemail. I believe my checking of dat ass is what blew my chances. But I dont care. Her ass was weirdly shaped just as I had expected. She had a flat butt, nice hips, but skinny legs. Like, it was wide but flat. However, I feel bad that she caught. I must be more stealth thenext time I rate a booty.