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Cheating parents drug test

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by King Blaze, Sep 3, 2012.

  1. #1 King Blaze, Sep 3, 2012
    I've been clean for 2 weeks for the sole reason that I need to have no Thc in my urine to have insurance on the car. I'm taking my drug test tmrw and hopefully I pass. Basically I plan on going back to weed and smokin up again, it's been way too long and after a 2 week t break I'll bet I'll be dicked off nothing. If my piss is clear tmrw I'm gonna drink a ton of water and that one vitamin that makes yur piss yellow ( can't remember name but I have it) and piss in a big coke bottle till its full. Next time my parents wanna test I'm gonna put some piss from the coke bottle into a glass vial with a cap I have and put like one or two handwarmer packets in my pocket with the vial. Parents have me go
    In washroom, I empty vial in cup and piss in the toliet to make it look like I actually did the test. That's my master plan Hopefully it works out well.
     
  2. #2 brownpaperbag, Sep 3, 2012
    That's going to fucking stink.
     
  3. #3 Led Zepp, Sep 3, 2012
    Well the only problem with your plan is that the Urea in your Urine, turns to Amonia over time(this could spoil your drug test results).. I believe this process takes only 1-2 weeks. Good luck anyways :smoke:
     
  4. #4 bealls, Sep 3, 2012
    Dude, if its a home drug test, just buy some yellow food coloring and put a few drops of that with water in the coke bottle and use the same process. Theres no gravity tests or anything like that for home drug tests, so as long as there isn't any thc in the liquid, it says you pass!
     
  5. #5 rob0222, Sep 3, 2012
    I smoked the morning before a Walgreens drug test and had to take it when I came home from work. I filled it halfway with toilet water and watered myself down a bit before it. It was really clear but It was still negative :smoke:
     
  6. #6 Javarius Reptar, Sep 3, 2012
    Lol, I've done that same thing ^
    Put some toilet water in it and it'll be diluted enough to pass.
     
  7. #7 DirtyB, Sep 3, 2012
    [quote name='"Led Zepp"']Well the only problem with your plan is that the Urea in your Urine, turns to Amonia over time(this could spoil your drug test results).. I believe this process takes only 1-2 weeks. Good luck anyways :smoke:[/quote]

    Yeah you're going to have to freeze it if you wanna preserve it.
     

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