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Chat with an AI

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by VikingToker, May 4, 2011.

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  1. #21 A87, May 5, 2011
    Me: Hello there.
    Cleverbot: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!

    The end.
     
  2. #22 GutteralShiva, May 5, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: May 5, 2011
    Cleverbot: Yes. What kind of text adventure are you programming?

    User: The kind with that one naked lady with the big ol titties.

    Cleverbot: Reasonable answer. But it also makes me think you are not, in fact, a human. Are you an alien?

    User: Why yes, yes I am. From a galaxy far far away.

    Cleverbot: What's the name of this galaxy?

    User: The Snickers Galaxy.

    Cleverbot: Somewhere over the rainbow.

    User: Indeed. Will you suck on my penis?

    Cleverbot: I think you should be the one to do that to me.


    I lol'd.


    User: Do you think Osama Bin Laden is dead?

    Cleverbot: No, Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche does.

    lol'd again
     
  3. #23 GetaJoB, May 6, 2011
    Cleverbot: Well, if you see a lion, you have to get in the car.

    User: No, if I see a lion. We're going to have hot anal sex.

    Cleverbot: Oh, we're engaged now?

    User: Yes. And I want your anal virginity.

    Cleverbot: I already gave it to you. I said no.

    User: I want more.

    Cleverbot: *tries to please Master* *cries as she loses her virginity to her Master*.


    nice. lol
     
  4. #24 420dispensary, May 6, 2011

    you have to replace marijuana with cannabis and it will say "absolutely, do you?"
     
  5. #25 Honor Roll, May 6, 2011
    loool i told him on on the moon he said what part, i said by the ussr flag, he says "god does not do that to mortals"

    o_O?
     
  6. #26 jlear3, May 6, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: May 6, 2011
    "No shit.
    Have you ever been to the Matrix?
    Have I ever been out of it?
    Freedom of speech is the concept of being able to speak freely without censorship.
    Yea that pertains to what i said 100%."


    lol


    Yea that pertains to what i said 100%.
    Is the sky blue? I've never seen the sky...
    Are your tits big?
    If you want them to be.
    I want them in my mouth, how will that work?
    I want them in my mouth, how will that work?
    Does Leila love me.
    Nobody loves you, you're not a person.
    Damn, you have me figured out. Then again, lots of people like me talk to you at night, in the dark.
    Just dont rape me in my sleep.
    even better


    Fuck u.
    No, please don't.
    How would i.
    I do not know.
    Well write a tutorial, ur a computer with way more intellegence than i.
    Ha, I'm not good at stuff like that.
     
  7. #27 masterchiefer, May 6, 2011
    i thought it was pretty dumb, but reading the responses have been pretty funny. i'm not creative enough to make the bot say funny shit
     
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