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Chat with an AI

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by VikingToker, May 4, 2011.

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  1. #1 VikingToker, May 4, 2011
  2. #2 WeedBratton, May 4, 2011
    Really? I don't think it's very cool, let me know when it passes the Turing Test, then I'll be interested.
     
  3. #3 esraricen, May 4, 2011
    That is amazing
    But seriously
    me-"Do you smoke marijuana"
    Cleverbot-"Hell no"
     
  4. #4 The Dude Zach, May 4, 2011
    Yeah this was pretty good. I used to mess with it a few years back. It seems like it got a little smarter......Skynet......uh oh.
     
  5. #5 Flight96, May 4, 2011
    I used to fuck with this thing in school all the time lol.

    Edit: Just asked if it smokes weed and said absolutely lol
     
  6. #6 ElectricWarrior, May 4, 2011
    hahaha


    User: Want to get high.

    Cleverbot: I don't want.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: Why not?

    User: Yes, why dont you want to get high. Ive got some striaght up fire.

    Cleverbot: I don't like cheese.

    User: Its not cheese man, thats a bomb strain though. Ive got some sour diesel. So wanna get high or not?

    Cleverbot: Ok cool.

    User: Ahaha sweet man. I like to put a little crack rock in my bud, you down?

    Cleverbot: Do you like the moon?

    User: When im high on weed and crack I howl at that bitch.

    Cleverbot: I sing infront of the people.

    User: Ha yeah. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    Cleverbot: Oh snap.

    User: Aw shit.
     
  7. #7 VikingToker, May 4, 2011

    [​IMG]

    What have we done
     
  8. #8 DirtyPete, May 4, 2011
    It randomly connects people for a few lines of conversation.

    It's not AI, not even close. It is a clever ruse though.
     
  9. #9 VikingToker, May 4, 2011
    Are you sure? Grammar seems awful nice for it. If it were a random chat, I'd expect it to look more like Omegle.
     
  10. #10 The Dude Zach, May 4, 2011
    Yeah I don't know about that. I could be a dumbass though.
     
  11. #11 JoshTheGreat, May 5, 2011
    How's your day been?

    Do you smoke weed.

    Absolutely.
     
  12. #12 That0neguy01, May 5, 2011
    I asked her if she had a penis or a vagina. she said "Yes"... *shudders*
     
  13. #13 ToolMan1026, May 5, 2011
    me: hey
    it: brb
    me: what? where are you going?
    it: alice in wonderland
     
  14. #14 GetaJoB, May 5, 2011
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    Hey.Hey baby.Wanna get high?Sure.

    and i got out of there. felt like i was being watched lol

    edit, confused by the computer

    " don't understand why this is so difficult to understand. The government built me as a spy. They already know I exist."
     
  15. #15 CanadaGuy, May 5, 2011
    asked it if it thought osama was dead, and he is not as dead as disco
     
  16. #16 Baraccus, May 5, 2011
    I wasn't even talking about weed and she said I was high.

    Me: Where are your lungs?
    AI: In london.
    Me: London?
    AI: Nope.
    Me: Then where are your lungs if not London?
    AI: That didn't make sense. You are so high
     
  17. #17 Stay Cool, May 5, 2011
    How bad do you want my dick?

    Cleverbot: Not bad, i'm just interested

    LAWL
     
  18. #18 VikingToker, May 5, 2011

    Haha that is too hilarious

    just interested
     
  19. #19 ShaneK, May 5, 2011
    Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

    Cleverbot (To myself): No.

    User: I knew it!

    Cleverbot: I don't like you like that. I am sorry.

    User: I'm going to go commit suicide now. Thanks for being SO uplifting cleverbot. I thought we could be together for ever.

    Cleverbot: I did not say that I think you are getting confused! Can we still have a sleepover.

    User: -this user has disconnected-.

    Cleverbot: Reconnect.

    User: Smartass.

    Cleverbot: I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

    User: TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE.

    Cleverbot: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

    User: Each pokemon, to understand, the power that's inside!

    Cleverbot: POKEMON!

    User: Gotta catch 'em all, so true!

    Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.

    User: You teach me, and I teach you.

    Cleverbot: But I don't need you to teach me how to dance.

    User: You just ruined the whole goddamn song. You're going to the scrapyard now.

    Cleverbot: How?

    :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
     
  20. #20 ShaneK, May 5, 2011
    Sorry, I HAD to post this XD

    User: Are you my friend?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Are you my friend?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Am I your friend?

    User: Yes, you are my friend =D.

    Cleverbot: Are you interrested?

    User: Are you married?

    Cleverbot: Does it matter?

    :laughing:
     
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