I came home from work today to find a Charter Communications nazi unhooking my cable. Yes, I was stealing it. Yes, it's illegal. However, Charter doesn't have to be such a nazi about people paying for their cable network. Besides, it's not as if we were getting any of the good shit. We were only receiving basic cable. I suppose it's a good thing, however. Maybe now I'll start doing productive things with my free time instead of watching idiotic televised vomit. Everyone should start a silent riot in which everyone in America steals their cable. They won't throw us all in jail.