change

what happened in my bathroom, happened slowly but i noticed it, and tonight i noticed how much everythings all changed. newspapers magazines and the national enquirer were replaced by electronic gameboys and weird alien things called pokemon.(as an adult i never understood that game nor through the three years of it sitting in our bathroom could i ever play it properly,...i believe that to be the gameboy/pokemon goal). gone was the rubber duck that ernie ( or was it bert?) loved so,... replaced with a shark.yes we bathe with rubber sharks and alligators and various objects of considerable expense that require a college degree to play with so we may squirt water all over our bathroom. gone were all my things. replaced with everything that would and could strike a young girls fancy, baskets of hair ties (not that id ever make them wear a rubber band,oh the shame) not just hair ties, but hair pieces, yes 4 and 9 yr old girls need to be able to change theyre hair,"LITERALLY". shelves of hair products...comercials have told them they also need hair wax, hair gel, hair mousse,paint on hair color (again for theyre ever changing moods) theyre own special shampoo, conditioner, soap,16 bottles of smelly sprays with names ranging from tutifruity to cotten candy... hair brushes,a whole basket just for barettes and clips these must be present in every color imaginable at all times.little girls must have a basket of very shiny lipgloss so they can kiss all the mirrors, or else what would i have to clean? they have a shelf packed with a hot pink blowdrier and bendy curlers, these replaced my dull grey hairdrier and simple curling iron an ancient dinosaur of the past. and of course they have their very own special shelf of towels and washcloths...right next to the $6 container of "specially formulated face cleansing cloths". my son keeps his deoderant and one bottle of axe boy smell goody on top of the refidgerator of all places, right next to my husbands deoderant. all of which sets next to the cereal. i have tried with no avail to merge these 3 simple boy things into the world of girls but they always become noticibly angry and cannot seem to find/use them if they are not on the top of the refridgerator.(i wonder what they would think if i started storing an extra box of tampons next to the cerial also?) now that i think about it the only things they use in there are toilet paper, toothbrushes and everyone elses special towels. now we move on to the other bathroom, my bathroom. also containing sharks and alligators, because my tubs much bigger its "the place to be". so now the "girls" actually haul their stuff to my room for a swim. oh the fun. more water... more mirrors, more colors of lipstick to choose from for the mirror games. expensive perfume and nail polish. more hair ties,... better hair ties (these MUST be better because there always into them). they are incredibly drawn to the makeup basket and generally do themselvs up quite nicely,.... dolly parton style....whose dolly parton? oh she's that amusement park we went to once on vacation. she lives right next door to elvis the "king" of the united states. and while im at it....michel jackson is a boy?...<-- my answer to that one everytime is "possibly" that reminds me.... newsflash to my son...vanilla ice aka 'ice ice baby'...IS NOT COOL! and start using the bathroom your urine is whats killing my bushes.

 

lol he does and i do........it came on his "monsters of rap" cd,..... he thinks its new........and cool