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Chain letters...

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by cRu3uRc, Mar 1, 2003.

  1. haha i got this chain letter today....i'll have to edit it.

    "Hello, my name is Amber and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50

    million f*ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that

    if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her

    forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her

    redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

    Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you,

    and

    everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you?

    "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get

    laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"

    What a

    bunch of bullshit.



    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into

    my house and

    sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started

    by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the

    Mayflower.

    F*k them.

    If you're going to

    forward something, at least send me something mildly

    amusing. I've seen

    all the "send this to ten of your closest

    friends,and this poor, wretched

    excuse for a human being will somehow

    receive a nickel from some omniscient

    being" forwards about 90 times.



    I don't f*ing care.

    Show a

    little intelligence and think about what you're actually

    contributing to by

    sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our

    own

    unpopularity.



    The point being? If you get some chain letter that's

    threatening to

    leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life,

    delete it.



    If it's funny, send it on.

    Don't piss people off by

    making them feel guilty about a leper in

    Botswana with no teeth who has been

    tied to the ass of a dead elephant

    for 27 years and whose only

    salvation

    is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this

    email.



    Now

    forward this to everyone you know.



    Otherwise, tomorrow morning your

    underwear will turn carnivorous and

    will consume your genitals.



    Have a

    nice day."


    LOL just thought it was a little funny, and ironic at the same time. :)
     
  2. That one is weird!

    I don't care much for that kinda Bull Shit!


    Moving to humor forun!
     
  3. I love it! I get so many of those damn stupid emails. It's my turn. I'm copying this baby and sending it out!
     

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