Well I was just wondering, like If I PERSONALLY was a celebrity, i think i'd probably take the rumors about me in pretty good humor, and probably even make jokes using them. Like if I was R Kelly, and I was going out with this girl, like the second or third night, and we were getting pretty turned on, making out and whatever, I'd probably stop for a minute and say something like, "Hey baby, you mind if I piss on you a little?". Just because that would be so fucking hilarious and totally at my expense. Something like that. Or If I was jennifer aniston, I might ask my new boyfriend if I can call him brad during sex. Lol