I just felt like a new thread encompassing everything and starting a new fresh start on the stoner stories theme was overdue. So here it is... SHARE YOUR STORIES HERE AND LAUGH AND COMMENT ON OTHERS' STORIES NOW! So I'll start, here's mine. lol. So I decided to pickup some awesome special brownies the other day and was going to save it for my upcoming party. I got home and I figured hiding it in our downstairs fridge would be the best place, since we only keep beer down there and I usually am the only one that actually drinks beers in my household. So I did, I put it all the way hidden in the back of our basement fridge and left for work. Hours later I returned from work and only my sister pulled me into her room right away with a super weirded out face. “Mom's acting weird!†she said. I asked why or what was she even talking about. And so we went into the living room and I found my mom skipping around the room with a million things in her hands shouting out, “Look, I'm multi-tasking!â€. Right away I asked her if she was okay and she insisted she was just awesome! As funny as this was, I was getting really worried cause she seemed super high. At this point I the brownies still hadn't crossed my mind, so I asked her if she had been drinking, knowing she doesn't drink cause she is allergic to alcohol. She quickly denied drinking and continued balancing a million things in her arms while skipping. This is when it hit me, I should go check the fridge downstairs. I ran down and popped open that fridge, dug into the back and found my tray of brownies half eaten. She was definitely high, and super high at that! half a tray when it only took me half a slice to get pretty messed. “Oh Shit†was all I could say to myself for a good 5 minutes. Luckily my family is pretty open with weed even though my mom doesn't smoke it, so I quickly ran upstairs and tried to sit her down. I asked her about the brownies and she started laughing hysterically. She couldn't stop the giggles and while giggling she managed to ask me what I was waiting for? So i asked what she meant, and she said, “You need to eat some too, and get high with me!â€. I died of laughter and astonishment, and realized I couldn't say no, so I did, I went downstairs and ate quite a lot. 30 to 45 min later it kicked in and I had the best night of my life high with my mom doing randomness around the house. My sister, not knowing anything about the brownies, thought we were both crazy, but decided to play along and joined us in everything from, Sherades to The floor is Lava. What a day to say the least!
This one time, my friend’s bedroom was high up, like the 3rd storey of an old building and his window overlooked a pub and a takeaway and some drunk guy walked past eating a takeaway and my friend threw an egg out of the window and it landed in the guy’s food.
The first time me and a couple of my friends decided to get high we asked my older brother. he always told me that if i wanted to start smoking i should go to him first. so we planned it out one night to go to my cousins place and smoke with them, my cousin and brother. i’m pretty sure there were a few other people there but i don’t even remember. anyway i don’t remember anything really about how i felt. nothing crazy or out of the ordinary. i just felt chilled out. so did my other friend. pretty normal for toking up for the first time. the part that always kills us about this story is that our third buddy had some trouble. lol. so we’re all chilling, my two friends and i, my brother and cousin, watching some anime and all of a sudden my third buddy gets up to go to the washroom. he tells us he has to go take a piss and we think nothing of it. he comes back and everything is normal. we continue watching samurai champloo or vampire d or whatever we were watching, and five minutes later our same friend gets up to go to the washroom again. at least point we laughing. like wtf are you going to the washroom again so soon for? haha so he goes and doesn’t come back for like 10-20 mins. lol dying. like why is he in there so long? when he comes back out we question him on what the hell was taking him so long and he tells us that he couldn’t piss. he was in the washroom trying to piss for 20 mins. lol. we’re like, dude maybe you don’t have to piss. but told us he felt like had had to. he said that he felt like everything was going in slow-motion and even though he stayed in there for 20 mins, he only peed ALITTLE bit. anyway we were laughing our asses off at him in his slow motion world where he feels like he has to pee but can’t. i’m kinda glad that nothing crazy like that happened to me, but at least i was with someone that was seriously trippin! aaah memories.
Yea me and my friends just joined, but we just wanna hear some funny stories though. Thought we'd start the thread by posting our own stories to get it started.
Not to say your dumb for starting this thread, but theres been hundreds of these. This isnt groundbreaking. Tip : use the search function
Stoner stories? first time mixing alcohol and weed (poppers to boot) I took 3 poppers, and drank 2 beer. 10 minutes later im outside puking over the side of my cuzins deck. took the railing of that cocksucker also