caught wanking it

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Solid State Society, Oct 4, 2010.

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  1. #41 livelaughlearn, Oct 4, 2010

    1. you watch porn on your phone? lol i found that funny.
    2. she added you as a friend on FB which means see saw your cock and she wants it....bad. she's been a dirty naughty girl for not knocking. punish her. punish her good and hard. slay her vagina. afterwards, tell her to buy you some mcdonalds.
     
  2. #42 XxMFDoomxX, Oct 4, 2010
    Ipod touches are legit to. And this made me laugh fuck mcdonalds tell the bitch to make you a sandwich.
     
  3. #43 hiimhi, Oct 4, 2010

    I was reading it through my eyes, I know what you mean:smoke:
     
  4. #44 SirenWasHere, Oct 4, 2010
    What kind of weirdo walks into a STRANGER'S house, walks up to a CLOSED bathroom door and doesn't knock?
     
  5. #45 GolgiApparatus, Oct 4, 2010
    A+ ha
     
  6. #46 DDV, Oct 4, 2010

    ^^^ second that
     
  7. #47 MrGers, Oct 5, 2010
    shoulda asked her to help you out.
    "don't just stand there! start sucking!"
     
  8. #48 SirenWasHere, Oct 5, 2010
    Well, at least you weren't taking a dump.
     
  9. #49 Solid State Society, Oct 5, 2010

    well i guess my friends assured her that no one would be in there, cause no one ever uses that bathroom. J and K are over all the time, so yeah
     
  10. #50 somerandomchap, Oct 5, 2010
    Dopeboyhero, you shouldn't be embarrassed, stand there proud, dick in hands and stare into her eyes and ask her "You in on this shit?"
     
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