Caught smoking weed by fed ex guy

Haha nice. My friend was wake and bakin before school once in his backyard. Right after he took a huge rip, the water meter guy walked into his backyard and witnessed as my friend blew a huge cloud of smoke. He just said "don't worry it's cool haha" and went on his way.

 

Hahahha a while ago I signed for a delivery and burped out a puff of smoke from my bong hit a minute prior. No word of a lie the guy smiled and winked.

 

should have asked him if he wanted to hit it....

 

Lol that's awesome. The guy at the oil change place was like Damn boy you be snomking on that chronic! I was like lol ya..

 

Lol i had to get my windshield replaced onetime and when i went to pick my car up the technician was like "thats the best smelling car ive ever worked on man"

 

Since I started working as a grower for a dispensary, I constantly reek of weed, my car reeks of weed, and all my clothes reek of weed even after washing because the resin gets into the fabric, I haven't been pulled over yet since I started there, but I can only imagine the explaining I'm going to have to do.

Anyways, the other day I left work for lunch and went to a burger place down the street. I had been helping the trimmers all morning, and I thought I had cleaned up all the way, but I missed a big sugar leaf stuck to the front of my shirt up near my neckline. The guy just kept staring at my shirt and I thought I was wearing a shirt that said something, but when I looked I saw the leaf and pulled it off and asked if he had a trash can. He took it from me and just stared at it like it was radioactive as he placed it in the trash.

 

if my pizza guy catches a wiff and i notice i just feel it out but usually offer to smoke them up for a tip if they want.

 

When I was in high school I was smoking a blunt in my backyard listening to my ipod and was super tuned out.

When I looked up there was a Mexican guy in my yard staring at me all weird and said "i am here for your yard".

Forgot they do my yard every Monday morning. Oops.

 

hahahahhaa this guy ^ that shit woul have me rollin

 

When I moved into my place I'm at now me and my buddy were in one of the bedrooms smoking a fatty while the cable guy set my shit up haha. He must of known. Plus when we were around him swearin and shit the dude got comfortable and started swearing haha. He was like "well I got all this extra fuckin cable and shit so if you need it it's there so you can put your box wherever" haha I thought it was pretty funny

 

Haha. I can imagine the face.

 

I pretty much always smoke my mini bong or vape while I'm going through drive-thrus. Sometimes I even work up the nerve to let go of my smoke when they open the window. I swear to god, too, girls LOVE weed. I drive a horrible car and I'm broke, but one window girl shared a moment with me when she got a whif and told me she got off at 5. Then I forgot about it.

 

[quote name='"cripin210Tx"']Lol that's awesome. The guy at the oil change place was like Damn boy you be snomking on that chronic! I was like lol ya..[/quote]

I've had that same shit happen to me, except he was going on his lunch break so I smoked him up. Dude hooks me up with the employee discount every time I go to get my tires rotated or oil changed.

 

I got caught in my friends back yard with a two foot double perc & a cold beer at 10 AM by two guys doing house maintenance a couple years ago. They were not impressed..

 

now thats living

 

i would have thought he wanted to take over my land! i would have fought him to the death!

 

I've been smoking a bowl in my garage when he pulled up before completley unexpectedly. I just put down my bowl out of sight, lit a cig and went and signed for the shit..