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Caught Smoking......the sixth time

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by SerkOne, Apr 10, 2011.

  1. First off I'm new here, seen my friend getting on these forums all the time and I figured in my darkest hours of boredom I might as well talk to people that have similar interests....and aren't a bunch of faggots.

    Anyway I've been dry for a week now because my bud was thrown out of a window by a dumbass(he should be paying me back in order to not ruin his reputation) so I've been kinda itching do something. So I was especially bored today and found a miniscule amount of weed, threw it in a bat and finished it off then took some resin hits like a cool kid. My parents pull up right after I finish, which isn't normally a big deal as I usually get way higher in the middle of the day with them home, but my breath stank from the resin hits and I knew I'd have to go downstairs and say hello. My mom calls me down and gives me a hug as she is about to go to sleep, and when she hugs me she whispers in my ear that I smell like weed, rolls her eyes, and goes to bed. My dad doesn't notice her do this or smell of my breath(although he later smells a distinct sweet smell that he can't quite put his finger on).

    I've been caught quite a few times now as you can see by the title of the thread, and I recently had a long talk with my mom where I repeatedly denied that I was still smoking, even though she told me she found some in my room a couple of weeks ago. She says she doesn't like me doing it, and this is this first time she didn't tell my dad, so I'm a little confused. Have I finally beat the first of my parents into submission over the dilemma of my stonerhood?
     
  2. i dont think so bro
     
  3. naw you're just bad at smoking weed without getting caught
     
  4. that or your parents gave up. my brother got caught so much my parents did.
     
  5. nah man. brush your teeth. chew some gum. spray some shit.
     

  6. Well thats disgusting
     
  7. Be straight up with your mom and tell her you enjoy the occasional toke and show her the Union on google. Oh and don't get caught hahahah.
     

  8. This is what I do to not get caught:

    Smoke outside (don't blow smoke on your clothes) When I come back inside I put on some deodorant, change shirts, and spray some axe on my clean shirt. I always have a gatorade or two in my room, you don't want to get dehydrated! Also, if your breath really does reek I use mouthwash or chew minty gum.

    Also, welcome to grasscity! This is a great place to discuss literally anything you can think of. We are normal people that all just happen to love mary jane!

    Try not to get caught by your parents if you don't want them knowing. But, if you want to tell them that you smoke and hope they are accepting of your lifestyle choice. :smoke:
     
  9. can you explain the other five times you got caught?
     
  10. if you really dont wanna get caught, then avoid putting yourself in any situation like that. know how long your parents are going to be gone for and plan accordingly. i mean you could move out since your 18..
     

  11. Uhhh smoked a bowl when I was skipping a play I had to go to for my freshman year in high school, had only been smoking for like a year and my tolerance was shit so I was stoned when my mom picked me up ten minutes later

    parents found homemade bowls in middle school

    come home smelling like weed many times

    parents smelled it when i was too lazy to open a window

    mom went out to her car turned around and small me in my bathroom the a window ripping a bong while watching Reno 911 on my laptop

    ummmm i think thats it

    and to the people with the many tips, thanks for the advice but I'm content blowing smoke out of the window, normally I'm holding all the time and have to smoke inside cause my parents are home and would notice me going outside, and a well ventillated bathroom is all i really need for my parentals never come in my room
     
  12. Use common sense from now on and stop being a lazy kid?
     
  13. You might need a stealthy vape!
     
  14. be careful with that. it's one thing to get caught by your rents but if you keep developing bad habbits, soon you'll be getting caught by the police and you do not want tht
     
  15. Just wow....I have gotten caught once in my life.Thats by anyone.You obviously haven't learned..
     
  16. Lmfao irresponsible to the fullest. 6 times is hilarious :laughing:

    Keep on toking :)
     

  17. I'm feeling a bit of an insulting vibe from this comment, I obviously have stopped giving a shit, good for you getting caught ONCE, but if you seriously smoke enough and the people that caught you were your parents, they probably know you well enough to realize you still smoke. I mean I can tell that my parents knew I wasn't gonna stop, and I think any smart person would. Weed has been a part of my life for a while and it doesn't look like it's going anywhere, so I might as well stop giving a damn if my own parents know I'm a smoker. As for the moving out part I've still gotta finish up high school then I'm out to the University. And as for the cop thing I've had my little humbling run in at a traffic stop to open my eyes to the dangers of smoking in public and I've straightened up a bit.....but that's another more hilarious story.
     

  18. Haha thanks
     
  19. Just by reading the title,
    im assuming you need to get your priorities straight.
     
  20. First, welcome to Grass City. Most everybody is friendly and helpful. Second, I think your mom whispered to you so you wouldn't get in trouble from your dad. She loves you. Last, please don't refer to people as a "bunch of faggots". There's quite a few gay men and women (including me) and we are here because of our love of marijuana just like you. Again, welcome and I hope you make a lot of friends here.

    "Be cool, don't drool and always obey the Golden Rule" :D :smoke:
     

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