caught security guard tokin

okay, so the other night I go out for a couple of hours. I come home to my apartments, but there's a car parked in my spot. naturally, I'm pissed. I find another spot, thank god (it's 3:30 am by this time). I write an angry note and I'm gonna go put it on the windshield on the car when I notice that the windows are cracked. so I walk over to see if anyone's in there and lo, and behold, there's the security guard in full uniform puffing on a j on the job! I was like hey man can you fuckin move? you're in my spot. so he does... but anyway, point is, what the fuck, man. in the words of Jeannie Bueller, "I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD!" I don't exactly live in the safest neighborhood if ya know what I mean. I weigh 95 pounds, live alone, and have no experience with self-defense. my self-defense is to run.... and I'm not a fast runner, people. my question is, should I tattle on this idiot? I'm all for maryjane, but not on your job! at least, smoke before or some shit. I dunno... but he should have been patrolling the apartments, walking around, cuz that shit's shady as fuck. 
 
 

 

but he wasn't doing his job. he was supposed to be walking around, not parked in a car. point is, he should have at least been smoking it and walking around, yknow? this is my safety we're talking about. like I said, I don't live in a safe place at all haha also when I said "shady as fuck" I was referring to the area that I live in 

 

of courseee, I go high as fuck to work and school, but do yer fuckin job, man.

 

it's like smoking in the bathroom for half of a class, no point in even being there, yknow

 

I should, right? like don't be stupid, man. and at least park in the street not in the fucking NUMBERED spots, dumbass. 

 

or he could get fired and then we get a better security guard