Cats are the real aliens/government

Discussion in 'General' started by ADStoker420, Aug 8, 2013.

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  1. #1 ADStoker420, Aug 8, 2013
    What if cats where the actual aliens just casually watching us and collecting data but we have no clue because theyre cute. Like bro, if someone wanted to take over a planet effectively they wouldnt just show up because they are probably ugly and scary but cats... cats are soft pretty and cuddly so we would never expect it.

    Even charlie said cats dont abide by the rules of nature but he didnt finish because dennis was being butthurt. What if its true because cats are just fkn idk cats.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH5Xb02MTVw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

    Fuckkk idk
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  2. #2 MrGravityBong, Aug 8, 2013
    The only thing my cat has seen that I would be worried about is me master bating
     
  3. #3 A Rational Psychopath, Aug 8, 2013
    There are too many asinine threads like this one.
     
  4. #4 ADStoker420, Aug 8, 2013
    Maybe theyre catching on
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  5. #5 ADStoker420, Aug 8, 2013
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  6. #6 Frank Darko, Aug 8, 2013
    Yeah, what if the ice cream man is actually michael jackson ?
     
  7. #7 A Rational Psychopath, Aug 8, 2013
    What if, people stopped making these ridiculous threads. :confused_2:
     
  8. #8 Serenity, Aug 8, 2013
    No. But cats werent worshipped by the Egyptians for no reason.
     
  9. #9 little miss maryjane, Aug 8, 2013
    What if all the rain drops were lemon drops and gum drops?
     
  10. #10 aPersonUponaHill, Aug 8, 2013
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    That is because quality, cheap or free mental health services in the US suck ass, and we badly need it. I am about to apply for a concealed carry permit and present that and a lack of adequate policing, and the danger it creates to my own safety as my "good and substantial reason". God I fucking hate this state for that law.  
     
  11. #11 Majestic Raven, Aug 8, 2013
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  12. #12 NeverOddOrEven., Aug 8, 2013
    if your cat ever gets stuck iin the wall send in 50 more cats
     
  13. #13 CMGarcia55, Aug 8, 2013
    Its a shame the new season is going to be the last.
     
  14. #14 akphotysevan, Aug 8, 2013
     
    we are fuckecd.
     
  15. #15 Serenity, Aug 8, 2013
     
     
    So you want to be able to legally shoot people that have questions you don't like? I sure as hell hope your state requires a mental health test in order to get a permit for a firearm. 
     
  16. #16 Buddha_Man, Aug 8, 2013
     
     
    coming from a guy with "psychopath" in his name lol. i like threads like this. makes me feel somewhat sane
     
  17. #17 A Rational Psychopath, Aug 9, 2013
    And that is relevant to all these ridiculous threads - how?
     
  18. #18 WaxPayne, Aug 9, 2013
    Charlie also drinks Fight Milk....that should tell you something right there...
     
  19. #19 MrGravityBong, Aug 9, 2013
    . Charlie and Frank over here
     
  20. #20 SiriusWolff, Aug 9, 2013
    Ok guys i just made a breakthrough! So there have been many shows on conspiracies of cats being alien beings like futurama and such. So what if that is their way of slowly embedding and getting us to tolerate their true nature and intents?
     
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