catfish stink bait

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Luvdabuddah, Jun 29, 2004.

  1. >> A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a fishing pole but didn't know which
    >one
    >>
    >> to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
    >> There is a Wal-Mart associate standing there with dark shades on.
    >> She says, Excuse me, Sir ... can you tell me anything about this rod and
    >> reel?"
    >> He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the counter
    >> I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that
    >it
    >> makes.
    >> She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway.
    >> He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test
    >> line. It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20.00."
    >> She says, "It is amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
    >> of it dropping on the counter. I think it's exactly what I'm looking
    >for,
    so
    >> I'll take it."
    >> As he walks behind the counter to the register, she bends down to
    >> get her purse out of the cart and accidentally farts. At first she is
    >> embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was
    her.
    >> Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
    >> He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."
    >> She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
    >> He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is
    >> $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50.
    >>
    heheh! jus hadda share it :p
    toke on :smoke:
     
  2. very nice, geuss u can tell your fishing buddies
     

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