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Car died in the middle of a busy street..

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Smoke_kills, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. Fuck what a day.

    So my friend and I smoked some joints of AK47 before picking up an 1/8 from my buddy. We pick it up and are drivin around baked off our asses and his fucking car makes a really loud Ka thunk sound and it just dies. His car locks up and we are on one of the busiest streets. We freak the fuck out cause we are baked and nearly get rear ended. SO we are stuck on the right lane without the car being able to turn back on

    with a 1/8 of very dank weed on me
    while baked off our asses.

    People were swerving around us and a 3 car collision almost happened from a speeder. Was so scary, we couldn't turn on our hazard lights.

    SO a guy running by helps us push it down the road and as we are pushing a fire truck and police car pull up and we start freaking out. I was shaking so bad. We turn it into a parking lot with the police car following us (the fire truck left cause they saw that we weren't injured)

    Praise the lord its a female cop. We got so lucky. She hops out and starts questioning us, after a little bit when shes checking my friends ID I call up my dad so that she cant talk to me cause im on the phone. My stoned friend manages to hold a conversation with the officer and told her what happened. She gave me a funny look but then she told us to have a nice night.

    I think she knew.. Idk I might just be on crack but something tells me something was fishy. Both our eyes were beat red and I was shaking so bad.

    Anyway, my drunk dad picks us up (he has a suspended license) We get back home, call a tow truck (the place we parked at the owner told us hed have the car towed if we didnt get it outta there. what a dick) Then in the end, we got a tow for his car, I had to pay (Fuck) I also had to pay to pus gas in a car to meet the tow truck. + the $40 for the eight. So I am broke and scared shitless.

    I am SO glad the police officer did not search me (I had the weed on me and it was so damn stinky it seeped through my jacket)

    What a night.. now I am going to go hang with another friend and smoke. Rofl.
     
  2. That sucks!

    I got one just as bad, if not worse:

    I was driving a box-truck full of potato chips for my boss one day and I ran out of gas on a main road that was only one lane at 8am on a week-day.

    So a cop comes and stops traffic. As he's holding traffic, I put the truck in neutral and let it roll down the incline it was on. A little mini-mall was only about 50 feet away, so I steered it into the parking lot.

    After I get the truck into the parking lot, I say thanks to the cop and he's like "let me see your license please". Well, I had an $800 warrant for a fine and I knew it.

    They end up arresting my ass right there. Mad people were watching me! I mean, 20 or so people inside and outside of the quickmart, and the people passing by in cars and in the parking lot. It was rush-hour.

    I was fucking mortified.

    I called my boss from the police station. He bailed me out - and the truck cost over $2,000 to fix (so he said) because when a diesel engine runs out of gas (so he says - I don't know), it fucks shit up.

    Wow, what a day! :laughing:
     
  3. Damn dude thats horrible im sorry
     
  4. Haha one time my friends cousin owed my friend a smoke out. And my friend owed me a smoke out. His cousin agreed to smoke us both out and I told my friend we'd be even. This was like when I was fifteen. I'd never met my friends cousin before but he seemed like a cool dude ( now he's actually become a regular part of my circle, but this is how I met him). Me and my friend had each taken a dose of shrooms like half an hour before and were starting to come up when we got in the car. First we had to go to his cousins work cause he needed to pick up his paycheck, then we had to go to the wal mart to cash it. We got the check fine but about a mile from wal mart the car started going slower and slower till it just turned off. I wasn't really paying attention (the pine trees on the side of the road had just become really interesting) but my friend and his cousin were freaking out. Suddenly I realized something and I got all serious and said, wait, why the fuck are we stopped and what the fuck are we yelling about? My friend grabs me by the shoulders and just starts screaming frantically, (it was only like his second time shrooming) the car broke down man, the fucking car broke down! I just said oh, fuck, that's a bummer man.

    My friends cousin tells us that he thinks he's figured out the problem. We start asking what, and he just says the car ran out of gas. The cousin days I have an idea, let's all get out and shake the car. If we can get the gas sloshing around in there it might start again. I remember saying something about how were we gonna get the gas to slosh around if there wasn't any gas in there, but all the same I did get out. When I get out I realize where we are, were parked on the opposite side of the street from a fucking POLICE STATION. So there we are, shroomed out of our minds, with multiple pieces of paraphernelia, shaking a parked car back and forth in front of the god damned police station.

    I dunno much about cars, but I guess he was right because the next time he turned the key the car started right up. We piled back in and drove a few more blocks to the nearest gas station. When we go there we pulled our pocket change together and were able to put a whopping 70cents or so in the car. That got us to wal mart and back though, and we put in 10$ or so more.

    After that we went to the dealers house and my friends cousin bought a 1/2 of good kids. We went back to my friends where I gave the cousin an 1/8 of my shrooms just for somehow getting us out of there. We made a fire in the backyard pit, and we smoked the half over the course of the whole night. I'm surprised it didn't go bad but for some reason despite the stress of the car we all had amazing trips. Tripping with my friends cousin the first time meeting him really helped us to make a great friendship as well.

    Oh shit, kinda got to ramblin there...
     
  5. Smoke kills.. You should probably have your boy pay you back for the tow in my opinion..
     
  6. He said he was going to pay me back next wedsnesday. He better... I have smoked him out every time we hang out for free with my dank.
     
  7. Oh alright. Yeah he really better then. That would be some BS.
     
  8. Yeah for sure.

    I have a different friend that owes me $300.00 at least.

    Such BS man why would he be a dick friend and not pay me back? I got him a job too at my work and he never paid me back. I bugged him a lot about it and he finally said "fine ill give you $40 calm down damn"

    it pisses me off haha. [/rant]
     
  9. lol, how much is a half of good kids these days?
     
  10. I dont think thats right they arrested you, even with the warrant.. and it would of been fucked up if OP got arrested too.
     
  11. Me and some friends were hitting the bong last night in an old parking lot that no one ever uses, and when we got done my friend tried to start the truck and it made a loud pop and wouldn't start. Terrible situation lol, I feel for you.
     
  12. You know, I'm really glad to hear you made it out of that situation unscathed. Hell, it could've been a tragedy if that collision were to happen. :(:(

    But I'm going to rant a bit here about one of my biggest pet-peeves.

    What irks me to the 100th power when I'm lit is when people begin acting out of the ordinary just because a cop is present!! DO NOT INCRIMINATE YOURSELF, BY LOOKING SO DAMN PARANOID!!!!!

    I've said this before, but I'll say it again for old times sake... every time I see a cop, I suddenly feel as though everything I'm doing is illegal. But do I freeze up, or walk really fast? Neither, I go about my business, not paying the cop any mind, and hopefully they do the same. Because for all they know, I'm just another citizen going about my day.

    I used to hang out with this girl, and every time we're out, high as a kite, and come across a cop.. she'd say "oh shit a cop!", like REALLLY loud. Even though I'm the one driving (or we're just kickn' it in public) and we're doing absolutely nothing that entails illegal activity.. she still freaks out. :confused::confused: This is the sole reason I had to stop hanging out with her, because I'm not about to test my luck with the law by affiliating with this tool who rocks the "HEY PIGS, LOOK AT ME! It's pretty obvious I'm doing something I shouldn't be doing" look.

    smh.

    My advice for those overly-zealous, paranoid tokers.. keep your fucccn coool!! FFS!!! Cops are not out to get you, unless you are giving them a valid reason to be suspicious of you, "act natural".

    /rant
     
  13. My car took a shit right in the middle of the street lastnite...hahaha...i was lucky thati was a block away form home...damn alternator
     
  14. #14 Smoke_kills, Jan 14, 2010
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    haha its like one of those "oh fuck" kind of moments.

    IT has happened to me so many times it sucks.



    I hear you on that rant.

    I totally understand, and was thinking the exact same thing yesterday. And that is what helped out a shit ton. Thank god my friend picked up on it because he acted like he normally does.
     

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