a mans wife was in a really bad car accident. When he was at the hospital and the Dr was tell him that his wife and bad brain damage she's gunna be in a well chare for the rest for her life, ur gunna have to feed hear, help hear go to the bath room clean hear, the husband bust in to tears, but then the Dr ahhh iam just fucking with ya she's dead
That is funny but very disturbing...wait, did you hear that?...yeah...nevermind, it's funny! Puff, Puff, Pass!
I got a good one like that: A man and his wife go to the doctor and the doctor examines the man. He calls his wife in and sends the guy out. "I'm afraid your husband will die." "Is there nothing I can do?" "Well there is one thing. Firstly you must totaly de stress him. The best way to do this is to let him go out drinking untill any hours he wants. You must make him his favourite meal every day and I am affraid you will have to provide him with at least 30 minutes of oral sex a day." With this the woman leaves the doctor's office and meets her husband. "What did he say?" asks the husband His wife looks at him and says: "You're gonna die."