Cannibalism Tale

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by smokymtn, Oct 27, 2014.

  1. A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
    operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down
    and looked over the menu...

    Tourist: $5
    Broiled Missionary: $7
    Fried Explorer: $9
    Baked Democrat or Republican: $150

    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
    "Why such a price difference for the Politician?"
    The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
    They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."


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