Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by bud stuffer, Mar 20, 2003.

  1. Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
    Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh
    day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of
    satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look
    Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
    "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm
    going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern

    Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern
    Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot.

    Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a
    continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different
    countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be

    very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by God 's work, then pointed to a large land mass

    in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's
    Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains,
    lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada
    are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be
    found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working
    and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as
    diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them superhuman,
    undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who
    come across them."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
    balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

    God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the loud-mouth b**tards I'm
    putting next to them".
  2. lol...yeah i had a version of that only it was Scotland and England......Peace out....Sid

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