Can you juggle ~ stupid human tricks

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Can You Juggle?

  1. Yes ~ Karamazoff brothers eat your heart out

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  2. No ~ Im lucky if I can catch one ball

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  3. No ~ But I can do this other extra ordinary trick!

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  1. Ive been working with a guy who used to be a proffesional juggler and got paid $300 an hour!. Anyway hes been giving me tips and im a learning. Does anyone else know how to juggle or how about any other good stupid human tricks. Like a walking hand stand or something. :)
     

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  2. I can juggle for a minute or whatever, but nothing spectacular. No flaming chainsaws or anything like that.

    Uhhh, what else can I do.

    I can flip my eyelids inside out.
     
  3. I can juggle pretty well. One of my favorite things to do is get juggling three, then do two in one hand, then all three, then two in the other hand. It's fun to do back and forth real fast b/c people can't quite figure out what you're doing.
     
  4. yupp i can juggle, not the dangerous stuff though like knifes
     
  5. :) I can juggle. I juggle the limes at work. Im not very good, but its fun!
    Juggling is good for you! :D it increases the grey matter in your brain!
     
  6. Ive heard that there are heavy 'excercise' balls that you can buy that are designed to give you a full body workout as you juggle. Imagine instead of an hour at the gym you spend an hour juggling. Im not really sure about it but regardless its fun hand eye coordination. :)
     
  7. i can gleak and burp real loud.
     
  8. I can juggle 3 balls, if I try more I fail horribly since I have no hand-eye coordination. I wish I could do handstands, that's a stupid human trick to be proud of, too bad I always fall on my ass; it hurts I should stop trying.
     
  9. I can sound like yoda, although I must say sometimes I sound like the cookie monster :)
     
  10. I would be considered the "dumb" dog... I can't do any tricks. Whenever I try to do hand stands and such, I just flip right on over and get a headache. Last time I tried, I could only juggle one ball, two if I really tried. I can juggle hammers though, pretty easy.... It just hurts if you mess up. Oh actually I can juggle knives (about 5" blades), I dulled the blades so I could get good enough at it before I sharpened them again.
     
  11. i can juggle and spit fire
     

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  12. I can do a handstand for about 10 seconds.

    I'm also pretty good at Dance Dance Revolution, (go ahead and make fun of me. it a lot harder than it looks)

    apart from that nothing else really....oh I'm alright at hacky sack (or footbag, whichever term you prefer)
     
  13. Hey IceCream,
    I learned to juggle from a pro who lives in OR named Tommy, way cool dude. The guys I work with (a book store) can all juggle as well. I can only do some basic shit 'cause I am lazy and never practice.
     

  14. Yoooo I wanna learn to do that! It'll probably burn off my moustache and beard though. lol
     
  15. dont try this
    it is very dangerous unless you know what you are doing
     

  16. Ok, so how do I learn? I don't think they offer that course at the local community college. lol
     
  17. How hard could it be:

    step 1: light big stick
    step 2: put whisky in mouth
    step 3: spit out onto stick, being careful to pull away your face near the end so that you don't burn yourself.

    step 4: bow/kersty and ppl applause.
     
  18. I'd pay to see you try it. lol ;)
     
  19. this is for reading material only. do not try this at home
    if you do try it and kill your self it is not my fault

    dont use whiskey
    it burns at a higher temperature and fast so it will burn your face
    get some paraffin lamp oil and a wash cloth
    before you try with fire you should try just to master the spit
    all you do is pretend your playing a trumpet or squeeze your lips really tight and blow. just make sure it is misty

    then you need a torch. i used a rolled up news paper with the end soaked in paraffin


    when you do spit, take about a shot of it and make a cup like shape with your tongue
    hold the torch at least a foot and a half from your face and when your done spitting take the towel and wipe your mouth immedietly just in case the fire comes and lighter your face on fire.




    or you can do it the other way. get a few lighters and press the red thing and hold the lighters in your mouth for a while until your mouth is full of butane then light the lighter and flick all the gas out with your tongue

    here is me when i was 15 trying it for the first time
     

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  20. Juggling seems so lame now that you made me want to spit fire...
    If I tried to spit fire though, I'd probably blow my head off...

    But I can juggle...
    :D
    Now I'm trying to learn how to contact juggle a 3 inch solid steel ball...
    Finding out after several broken toes and many holes in the wall, that I should've gotten a softer ball...
    :p
     

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