Can I get some detox/dilute help for drug tests

Exercise doesn't help at all. It actually makes things worse.

If your urine is diluted you'll have to retake it.

 

Don't know anything about any supplements for that, but unless you have a month or so before the test I wouldn't even exercise.

 

I'll still order my burgers and fries every Friday night at 7pm off of ya so chill Hos'e

 

@Troco72 OK, One more time! (I really should save a link to one of these to save myself some typing.) And to save myself even more typing, this is me- Higher Profile: Granny Storm Crow, Grass Roots Advocate

At 23 days clean, it's still a bit "iffy" whether you will pass. At 30 days clean, most "recreational" smokers test clean, while medical/every day users can test positive for (in rare cases) 60 days.

First off, quit the exercise at least a few days before the test. Exercise burns fat, and fat is where your body stores the THC metabolites (which is what drug tests look for).

Stoners beware: Exercising might lead to a positive drug test. (news – 2013) https://medicalxpress.com/news/2013-09-stoners-beware-positive-drug.html

The day before your test, be lazy (binge watch something) and eat fatty foods and a good amount of meat! You want to make sure you are not burning fat and releasing those THC metabolites.

Dilution can be dangerous if carried too far. Don't just drink lots of water, get some Pedia-lyte, sports drinks, or chicken soup in there, too. The reason is that too much water can cause an imbalance in your electrolytes which can (and has) lead to fatal heart failures! You only need to do the dilution the day before and the day of the test, not for a week or two before the test.

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Now, the dilution method will wash out all the color in your urine, which can tip off the test taker that your are diluting. So the night before the test, take ONE "B" vitamin or niacin tablet or "Stress tablet". More than one tablet will turn your urine bright neon yellow and tip off your test taker!

Dilution also reduces the creatine levels in your urine. If you take a double dose of creatine tablets 4 to 6 hours before the test, they will raise the creatine level in your urine. You can buy creatine supplements from almost any health food store

The morning of the test, you may want to wake up a bit earlier than usual so you have time to urinate two or more times before the test. This helps clean out your bladder.

When you take the test, pee a bit, then take your sample, then finish up peeing in the toilet. This will give the least amount of metabolites in your urine.

DO NOT CELEBRATE with a joint right after the test! Like I said, your passing the test is "iffy" and they may get a "inconclusive" result and want to retest you! Don't "shoot yourself in the foot"! Wait until the results are in, THEN celebrate!

Also, if you don't pass, you need to stay "clean" and contest the results! The cheap tests that most businesses use are notoriously inaccurate. Act all outraged and show them this article while DEMANDING another test! (If you've stayed "clean" since the first test, with the extra time, you should pass the second time around. )

Urine Drug Tests Often Gives False Results https://www.painnewsnetwork.org/stories/2015/4/11/urine-drug-test-often-gives-false-results

“False positive readings for marijuana, for example, were given over 21% of the time, while false negative results for marijuana also appeared about 21% of the time.”

Or you can blame your "delicate skin" that requires baby soap! ( )

Baby Soaps and Shampoos Trigger Positive Marijuana Tests. (news – 2012)
https://healthland.time.com/2012/06...igger-positive-marijuana-tests/#ixzz21IE9aajD

You might even want to hit the Dollar Store or Walmart and buy a test and DIY. They aren't super accurate, but it will give you a better idea if you will pass.

Hope that helps, and Good Luck, hon!

Granny